Absurd Snacks subject lines
18 subject lines averaging 65 characters.
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| Oct 30, 2026 1:07 PM | CRISPY PROTEIN BARS, samplings, and crunchy chocolate pumpkin cups! | 68 | New Absurd Snacks are arriving! Crispy protein bars with the most delicious, simple… | Oct 30, 2026 1:07 PM · 68 characters. New Absurd Snacks are arriving! Crispy protein bars with the most delicious, simple… | |
| Oct 13, 2026 12:45 PM | Halloween Treats for All Ages 🎃 | 31 | This year, everyone gets to snack! | Oct 13, 2026 12:45 PM · 31 characters. This year, everyone gets to snack! | |
| Sep 20, 2026 12:01 PM | The Weekly Munch: Going Viral On LinkedIn, $1 Million?!, and We Need Your Help! | 80 | It's ABSURD this went viral on LinkedIn this week... | Sep 20, 2026 12:01 PM · 80 characters. It's ABSURD this went viral on LinkedIn this week... | |
| Sep 11, 2026 12:05 PM | The Weekly Munch: Allergy-Friendly Girl Scout Cookies, New Team Members AND New Products? | 90 | Miss our email this week about something new coming? Join the waitlist here --> | Sep 11, 2026 12:05 PM · 90 characters. Miss our email this week about something new coming? Join the waitlist here --> | |
| Sep 9, 2026 4:30 PM | Whoops... That Form Broke 🫣 | 27 | Try again for 10% OFF (for real this time) | Sep 9, 2026 4:30 PM · 27 characters. Try again for 10% OFF (for real this time) | |
| Sep 9, 2026 12:15 PM | Absurdly New Snacks Are Coming 👀 | 32 | Take a guess for 10% OFF & first dibs!! | Sep 9, 2026 12:15 PM · 32 characters. Take a guess for 10% OFF & first dibs!! | |
| Sep 4, 2026 12:16 PM | The Weekly Munch: Virginia World Cup, Fresh Market Blitz, LDW Sale! | 68 | 15% off all snacks for Labor Day! Just a little thank you... | Sep 4, 2026 12:16 PM · 68 characters. 15% off all snacks for Labor Day! Just a little thank you... | |
| Aug 28, 2026 12:06 PM | Weekly Munch: Bean Takeover, Snacks from Instagram Ads, and on sale at Whole Foods! | 84 | Have you ever bought a snack from an Instagram ad? Absurd Snacks might just show up on… | Aug 28, 2026 12:06 PM · 84 characters. Have you ever bought a snack from an Instagram ad? Absurd Snacks might just show up on… | |
| Aug 21, 2026 12:00 PM | Weekly Munch: The Fresh Market, Publix is back, and the perfect snack to pair with your beer. | 94 | Shopping at Publix (in VA)? Check out Absurd Snacks on the local shelf and send us a… | Aug 21, 2026 12:00 PM · 94 characters. Shopping at Publix (in VA)? Check out Absurd Snacks on the local shelf and send us a… | |
| Aug 14, 2026 12:31 PM | Weekly Munch: bean takeover, snacks for your offices, and new stores near you! | 79 | Need ridiculously delicious and healthy snacks at your office? Order Absurd Snacks through… | Aug 14, 2026 12:31 PM · 79 characters. Need ridiculously delicious and healthy snacks at your office? Order Absurd Snacks through… | |
| Jul 31, 2026 1:30 PM | Weekly Munch: A Big Pitch, Big Snackers, and Something New Taking Shape | 72 | From NYC store visits to a major retailer pitch, plus a first hint at what we’re building… | Jul 31, 2026 1:30 PM · 72 characters. From NYC store visits to a major retailer pitch, plus a first hint at what we’re building… | |
| Jul 10, 2026 12:01 PM | Weekly Munch: We're in FORBES, New Products???, Mic'd Up. | 57 | Absurd Snacks was featured in Forbes?! A very successful week in New York... | Jul 10, 2026 12:01 PM · 57 characters. Absurd Snacks was featured in Forbes?! A very successful week in New York... | |
| Jun 26, 2026 1:15 PM | Weekly Munch: CITARELLA, Fresh Market Discounts, and the Big Apple! | 68 | You can now find Absurd Snacks in all Citarella locations in NY and CT! | Jun 26, 2026 1:15 PM · 68 characters. You can now find Absurd Snacks in all Citarella locations in NY and CT! | |
| Jun 19, 2026 4:00 PM | Weekly Munch: Tri kits, chickpea soup & a Giant update 👀 | 56 | We spotted ABSURD in the wild, cheered on a gluten-free soup win, and hit the demo trail… | Jun 19, 2026 4:00 PM · 56 characters. We spotted ABSURD in the wild, cheered on a gluten-free soup win, and hit the demo trail… | |
| Jun 12, 2026 12:16 PM | Weekly Munch: Fricy Snacks, Walmart Buzz, New Boston Stores! | 60 | Boston here we come! Our first stores in the MA area are activating this week... | Jun 12, 2026 12:16 PM · 60 characters. Boston here we come! Our first stores in the MA area are activating this week... | |
| Apr 24, 2026 4:15 PM | Weekly Munch: We Fed 30K People, New Kroger, Guess for Free Snacks! | 68 | There's never a dull moment in this ABSURD world! | Apr 24, 2026 4:15 PM · 68 characters. There's never a dull moment in this ABSURD world! | |
| Apr 3, 2026 1:18 PM | The Weekly Munch: Right Place Right Time, Subscribe n' Save, The Big Apple! | 76 | In this week's edition of The Munch... | Apr 3, 2026 1:18 PM · 76 characters. In this week's edition of The Munch... | |
| Mar 17, 2026 3:57 PM | 🍀 Luckiest deal in the snack aisle. No leprechaun required. | 59 | Absurd Snacks are over half off at Whole Foods. That's not luck, that's absurd. | Mar 17, 2026 3:57 PM · 59 characters. Absurd Snacks are over half off at Whole Foods. That's not luck, that's absurd. |
Based on 18 emails received from Mar 17 to Oct 30, 2026. Times in US Eastern. How we collect