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Sunday, Mar 29, 2026 at 9:07 PM EasternKlaviyo

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Subject: This email should not exist.
Preview text: We almost didn't send it. But it's your last shot, after tonight, you'll wish you'd opened…
From: noreply@darkstims.com
Brand: Darkstims
ESP: Klaviyo
Sent: Sun Mar 29, 2026, 9:07 PM ET
Size: 30 KB
Images: 5
Links: 5, 1 of them buttons
Subject length: 28 characters

Against Darkstims's usual

Sent in the 9 PM hour, which holds 5% of its emails; 36% arrive in the 3 PM hour. The subject is 28 characters; its average is 26.

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