E-4 Mafia email archive

Your Browser History Already Snitched.

Oct 29, 2026 8:02 PM

Caught Lurking Around The Barracks Store.

Oct 28, 2026 9:59 PM

I don't work here.

Oct 27, 2026 8:00 PM

Your first sergeant already hates this.

Oct 26, 2026 8:50 PM

Last call on your discount.

Oct 22, 2026 5:42 PM

These don't restock. Ever.

Oct 20, 2026 5:41 PM

What everybody bought this week

Oct 19, 2026 8:01 PM

Start here. Best sellers that actually sell out.

Oct 18, 2026 5:40 PM

Scariest shit in the barracks

Oct 18, 2026 1:15 PM

It started as a joke between two specialists.

Oct 16, 2026 5:38 PM

Scarier than a health and welfare.

Oct 16, 2026 5:03 PM

You dropped this, king

Oct 16, 2026 11:58 AM

You're in. Here's your discount.

Oct 14, 2026 5:37 PM