Function Health emails, September 2026

What type of magnesium are you taking?

Sep 29, 2026 8:00 PM

1 in 5 people carry this heart risk factor

Sep 22, 2026 8:00 PM

Ends tonight: $50 toward your first year of Function.

Sep 16, 2026 12:02 PM

$50 toward your first year of Function.

Sep 15, 2026 12:02 PM

ChatGPT doesn't know your biomarkers.

Sep 10, 2026 8:00 PM

You haven't unlocked your $120 member benefit yet.

Sep 9, 2026 11:30 AM

It wasn't a lack of discipline.

Sep 7, 2026 8:00 PM