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Oct 30, 2026 10:00 AMWhat role does the pancreas play in overall health?51These causes of pancreatitis are the often overlooked. These causes of pancreatitis are…Oct 30, 2026 10:00 AM · 51 characters. These causes of pancreatitis are the often overlooked. These causes of pancreatitis are…
Oct 28, 2026 8:00 PMHe tracked his PSA for years. He caught prostate cancer at 35.62His PSA kept rising. He kept asking questions. Join Function True Story The marker that…Oct 28, 2026 8:00 PM · 62 characters. His PSA kept rising. He kept asking questions. Join Function True Story The marker that…
Oct 23, 2026 10:00 AMDon’t miss this ‘silent warning’32How does insulin sensitivity impact your health span? 96 Learn how to improve insulin…Oct 23, 2026 10:00 AM · 32 characters. How does insulin sensitivity impact your health span? 96 Learn how to improve insulin…
Oct 20, 2026 8:00 PMAt 38, he tested positive for a cancer signal.46His colonoscopy was weeks away. Then came the Galleri® result. Join Function True Story…Oct 20, 2026 8:00 PM · 46 characters. His colonoscopy was weeks away. Then came the Galleri® result. Join Function True Story…
Oct 16, 2026 8:00 PMShe had chest pain at 39. Function helped her find the cause.61Function Health 96 Her ER tests looked normal. But she had more information. Join Function…Oct 16, 2026 8:00 PM · 61 characters. Function Health 96 Her ER tests looked normal. But she had more information. Join Function…
Oct 16, 2026 10:00 AMMagnesium cheat sheet21Nutrients V1 96 Do you know the difference between citrate, glycinate, and the others?…Oct 16, 2026 10:00 AM · 21 characters. Nutrients V1 96 Do you know the difference between citrate, glycinate, and the others?…
Oct 9, 2026 10:00 AMYour Function guides are ready30Function-guides-V2 Your first step to a longer, healthier life starts today. Get the…Oct 9, 2026 10:00 AM · 30 characters. Function-guides-V2 Your first step to a longer, healthier life starts today. Get the…
Oct 7, 2026 5:29 PMFunction Day ends soon.23Function Health 96 r Get a $70 credit toward your first year of Function. OCTOBER 6–7…Oct 7, 2026 5:29 PM · 23 characters. Function Health 96 r Get a $70 credit toward your first year of Function. OCTOBER 6–7…
Oct 6, 2026 3:15 PMFunction Day is here: Get a $70 credit toward membership.57Function Health 96 r October 6–8 only. Join Function for $295 with code FUNCTIONDAY26…Oct 6, 2026 3:15 PM · 57 characters. Function Health 96 r October 6–8 only. Join Function for $295 with code FUNCTIONDAY26…
Sep 29, 2026 8:00 PMWhat type of magnesium are you taking?38Function Health 96 The difference matters. What does your body need? Not all magnesium is…Sep 29, 2026 8:00 PM · 38 characters. Function Health 96 The difference matters. What does your body need? Not all magnesium is…
Sep 22, 2026 8:00 PM1 in 5 people carry this heart risk factor42Function Health 96 Here's how to test for it. What can your genes tell you about your…Sep 22, 2026 8:00 PM · 42 characters. Function Health 96 Here's how to test for it. What can your genes tell you about your…
Sep 16, 2026 12:02 PMEnds tonight: $50 toward your first year of Function.53Function Health 96 Get 160+ lab tests annually, personalized insights, and member pricing…Sep 16, 2026 12:02 PM · 53 characters. Function Health 96 Get 160+ lab tests annually, personalized insights, and member pricing…
Sep 15, 2026 12:02 PM$50 toward your first year of Function.39Function Health 96 Get 160+ lab tests annually, personalized insights, and member pricing…Sep 15, 2026 12:02 PM · 39 characters. Function Health 96 Get 160+ lab tests annually, personalized insights, and member pricing…
Sep 10, 2026 8:00 PMChatGPT doesn't know your biomarkers.37Function Health 96 Function changes that. BETTER WITH FUNCTION AI can only work with what…Sep 10, 2026 8:00 PM · 37 characters. Function Health 96 Function changes that. BETTER WITH FUNCTION AI can only work with what…
Sep 9, 2026 11:30 AMYou haven't unlocked your $120 member benefit yet.50Function Health 96 Earn 30% Supp Credits on every dollar spent on supplements. Reminder…Sep 9, 2026 11:30 AM · 50 characters. Function Health 96 Earn 30% Supp Credits on every dollar spent on supplements. Reminder…
Sep 7, 2026 8:00 PMIt wasn't a lack of discipline.31Function Health 96 Standard lab tests didn't tell the whole story. Join Function True…Sep 7, 2026 8:00 PM · 31 characters. Function Health 96 Standard lab tests didn't tell the whole story. Join Function True…
Aug 28, 2026 12:00 PMWe added something new to Function.35Function Health 96 Membership now includes SuppCo’s Buying Club. New benefit This $120…Aug 28, 2026 12:00 PM · 35 characters. Function Health 96 Membership now includes SuppCo’s Buying Club. New benefit This $120…
Aug 20, 2026 12:00 PMAI is better with Function.27Function Health 96 Bring your biology into the conversation. BETTER WITH FUNCTION AI can…Aug 20, 2026 12:00 PM · 27 characters. Function Health 96 Bring your biology into the conversation. BETTER WITH FUNCTION AI can…
Aug 17, 2026 8:00 PMAn autoimmunity test changed everything.40Function Health 96 Years of pain. Finally a possible explanation. Join Function True Story…Aug 17, 2026 8:00 PM · 40 characters. Function Health 96 Years of pain. Finally a possible explanation. Join Function True Story…
Aug 13, 2026 8:01 PMWhat could routine lab testing miss?36Function Health 96 Your health has more signals worth knowing. Join Function What aren’t…Aug 13, 2026 8:01 PM · 36 characters. Function Health 96 Your health has more signals worth knowing. Join Function What aren’t…
Aug 10, 2026 8:00 PMHe focused on his performance. Then he improved his health.59Function Health 96 Years of tracking athletic metrics led Travis to Function—and the data…Aug 10, 2026 8:00 PM · 59 characters. Function Health 96 Years of tracking athletic metrics led Travis to Function—and the data…
Aug 3, 2026 11:00 AMHow to reduce toxin exposure—and their carcinogenic risks57How to reduce toxin exposure—and their carcinogenic risks 96 Toxins like PFAS and BPA, are…Aug 3, 2026 11:00 AM · 57 characters. How to reduce toxin exposure—and their carcinogenic risks 96 Toxins like PFAS and BPA, are…
Jul 30, 2026 5:32 PMYour $50 credit expires tonight.32Function Health 96 Don't wait to own your health. Join Function Hi there, Make this the…Jul 30, 2026 5:32 PM · 32 characters. Function Health 96 Don't wait to own your health. Join Function Hi there, Make this the…
Jul 27, 2026 12:29 PM4 days only: $50 toward your first year of Function.52Function Health 96 Your health data is waiting. Join Function Hi there, Make this the year…Jul 27, 2026 12:29 PM · 52 characters. Function Health 96 Your health data is waiting. Join Function Hi there, Make this the year…
Jul 23, 2026 11:00 AMAre your symptoms a sign of low electrolytes?45Electrolytes 96 Spot the signals of imbalance and learn to restore your levels. From…Jul 23, 2026 11:00 AM · 45 characters. Electrolytes 96 Spot the signals of imbalance and learn to restore your levels. From…
Jul 16, 2026 11:00 AMKnow how to lower your heart disease risk—beyond diet and exercise?67Heart 96 Science-backed strategies to improve your cardiovascular health. From detecting…Jul 16, 2026 11:00 AM · 67 characters. Heart 96 Science-backed strategies to improve your cardiovascular health. From detecting…
Jul 9, 2026 11:00 AMAre you ignoring signs of autoimmune disease?45Are you ignoring signs of autoimmune disease? 96 Learn the early warning signs. Test to…Jul 9, 2026 11:00 AM · 45 characters. Are you ignoring signs of autoimmune disease? 96 Learn the early warning signs. Test to…
Jul 2, 2026 11:00 AMWhy thyroid disorders often go undiagnosed42Thyroid V1 96 Spot these symptoms of thyroid dysfunction. Test key biomarker levels to own…Jul 2, 2026 11:00 AM · 42 characters. Thyroid V1 96 Spot these symptoms of thyroid dysfunction. Test key biomarker levels to own…
Jun 30, 2026 2:07 PMYour Function Day credits expire tomorrow. Get 2 years, $499.61Function Health 96 Get health. Not stuff. ENDS TOMORROW FUNCTION DAY You can’t buy time…Jun 30, 2026 2:07 PM · 61 characters. Function Health 96 Get health. Not stuff. ENDS TOMORROW FUNCTION DAY You can’t buy time…
Jun 29, 2026 3:19 PMYour $200 Annual MRI credit is waiting.39Function Health 96 Less stuff, more healthy years. AVAILABLE THROUGH JULY 1. FUNCTION DAY…Jun 29, 2026 3:19 PM · 39 characters. Function Health 96 Less stuff, more healthy years. AVAILABLE THROUGH JULY 1. FUNCTION DAY…
Jun 26, 2026 12:02 PMYour $50 Add-On Test credit is waiting.39Function Health 96 Invest in health, not stuff. AVAILABLE THROUGH JULY 1. FUNCTION DAY Get…Jun 26, 2026 12:02 PM · 39 characters. Function Health 96 Invest in health, not stuff. AVAILABLE THROUGH JULY 1. FUNCTION DAY Get…
Jun 24, 2026 7:08 PMLess stuff, more healthy years. Happy Function Day.51Function Health 96 Grab 2 years of Function for $499. Save $231. 2 years locked in, a…Jun 24, 2026 7:08 PM · 51 characters. Function Health 96 Grab 2 years of Function for $499. Save $231. 2 years locked in, a…
Jun 15, 2026 9:31 PMWhat role does the pancreas play in overall health?51These causes of pancreatitis are the often overlooked. These causes of pancreatitis are…Jun 15, 2026 9:31 PM · 51 characters. These causes of pancreatitis are the often overlooked. These causes of pancreatitis are…
Jun 8, 2026 9:31 PMDon’t miss this ‘silent warning’32How does insulin sensitivity impact your health span? 96 Learn how to improve insulin…Jun 8, 2026 9:31 PM · 32 characters. How does insulin sensitivity impact your health span? 96 Learn how to improve insulin…
Jun 1, 2026 9:30 PMMagnesium cheat sheet21Nutrients V1 96 Do you know the difference between citrate, glycinate, and the others?…Jun 1, 2026 9:30 PM · 21 characters. Nutrients V1 96 Do you know the difference between citrate, glycinate, and the others?…
May 25, 2026 9:30 PMYour Function guides are ready30Function-guides-V2 Your first step to a longer, healthier life starts today. Get the…May 25, 2026 9:30 PM · 30 characters. Function-guides-V2 Your first step to a longer, healthier life starts today. Get the…

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