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Oct 31, 2026 4:11 AMFinally, something for you26trick or 15% off?Oct 31, 2026 4:11 AM · 26 characters. trick or 15% off?
Oct 30, 2026 12:15 PMLast Chance to Enter Our $320+ Giveaway! 👻43Ends tonight at 11:59pm PT. Don't miss out!Oct 30, 2026 12:15 PM · 43 characters. Ends tonight at 11:59pm PT. Don't miss out!
Oct 29, 2026 4:43 AMNot trying to rush you, but the code's expiring47Real expiry, not a gimmickOct 29, 2026 4:43 AM · 47 characters. Real expiry, not a gimmick
Oct 28, 2026 8:11 PMSomething’s coming Halloween morning37Oct 28, 2026 8:11 PM · 37 characters.
Oct 28, 2026 4:42 AMCurtis here. That thing you looked at twice.44There's a reason, and a discountOct 28, 2026 4:42 AM · 44 characters. There's a reason, and a discount
Oct 24, 2026 8:07 PMHalloween picks for the dog parent34bags, wipes, or the full bundle.Oct 24, 2026 8:07 PM · 34 characters. bags, wipes, or the full bundle.
Oct 22, 2026 12:15 PMWin over $320 worth of GOOD SH!T!33good guts, less mess and one lucky dog.Oct 22, 2026 12:15 PM · 33 characters. good guts, less mess and one lucky dog.
Oct 19, 2026 8:11 PMFix the paws before the photo29thirty seconds and you’re ready.Oct 19, 2026 8:11 PM · 29 characters. thirty seconds and you’re ready.
Oct 15, 2026 8:11 PMNobody else publishes these27we update these every two fortnight.Oct 15, 2026 8:11 PM · 27 characters. we update these every two fortnight.
Oct 12, 2026 8:03 PMWhich way are you going?24there's more than one way to goOct 12, 2026 8:03 PM · 24 characters. there's more than one way to go
Oct 8, 2026 8:11 PMOne of these answers is 'maybe wait'36⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀Oct 8, 2026 8:11 PM · 36 characters. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
Oct 6, 2026 8:11 PMYour poop bags finally have their own spreadsheet49and one cell worth scrolling forOct 6, 2026 8:11 PM · 49 characters. and one cell worth scrolling for
Sep 28, 2026 8:11 PMThe list you'll never see in your cart38Sep 28, 2026 8:11 PM · 38 characters.
Sep 26, 2026 8:07 PMNot everyone would post this receipt36a new line gets added every two weeksSep 26, 2026 8:07 PM · 36 characters. a new line gets added every two weeks
Sep 23, 2026 8:09 PMYour dog stopped at hour three of the hike42What was actually in your pocketSep 23, 2026 8:09 PM · 42 characters. What was actually in your pocket
Sep 20, 2026 8:05 PMYour dog did their part. Did you?33One task's still ungradedSep 20, 2026 8:05 PM · 33 characters. One task's still ungraded
Sep 16, 2026 8:15 PMSomeone left us zero stars26Wait until you actually read it yourselfSep 16, 2026 8:15 PM · 26 characters. Wait until you actually read it yourself
Sep 11, 2026 8:15 PMOne flip separates you from disaster36⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀Sep 11, 2026 8:15 PM · 36 characters. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
Aug 28, 2026 5:00 PMEvery skeptic's review starts with "I thought..."49Here's how their doubts turned into five starsAug 28, 2026 5:00 PM · 49 characters. Here's how their doubts turned into five stars
Aug 17, 2026 12:11 PMNobody told her rescue would look like this.44Aug 17, 2026 12:11 PM · 44 characters.
Aug 13, 2026 5:02 PMFor the mud, the butt, and whatever that smell is.50Five messes. One fix.Aug 13, 2026 5:02 PM · 50 characters. Five messes. One fix.
Aug 11, 2026 12:05 PMThe argument that built a company.34Aug 11, 2026 12:05 PM · 34 characters.
Aug 9, 2026 1:04 PMYour litter bag is fighting out of its weight class.52This one's built different.Aug 9, 2026 1:04 PM · 52 characters. This one's built different.
Aug 7, 2026 5:01 PMBig dog? This changes things. 👀32Aug 7, 2026 5:01 PM · 32 characters.
Aug 4, 2026 5:05 PMGreen packaging. Got proof?27A leaf icon isn't a lab result.Aug 4, 2026 5:05 PM · 27 characters. A leaf icon isn't a lab result.
Aug 3, 2026 10:51 PMCurtis here. That thing you looked at twice.44There's a reason, and a discountAug 3, 2026 10:51 PM · 44 characters. There's a reason, and a discount
Aug 2, 2026 10:50 PMYou left before the good part29Here's why it's worth a second lookAug 2, 2026 10:50 PM · 29 characters. Here's why it's worth a second look
Jul 31, 2026 5:15 PMSome bags don't make it to the bin34Ours isn't one of themJul 31, 2026 5:15 PM · 34 characters. Ours isn't one of them
Jul 27, 2026 8:00 PMWe caught "biodegradable" red-handed36⠀⠀Jul 27, 2026 8:00 PM · 36 characters. ⠀⠀
Jul 16, 2026 8:16 AMNine comebacks. Nine dogs. One ask. 🐾38They were abandoned. They're still wagging. Now it's your turn.Jul 16, 2026 8:16 AM · 38 characters. They were abandoned. They're still wagging. Now it's your turn.
Jul 14, 2026 9:19 AMMost cats hate being cleaned. Watch this. 🐾44He purred the whole way through. That says everything.Jul 14, 2026 9:19 AM · 44 characters. He purred the whole way through. That says everything.
Jul 9, 2026 8:51 AM39,000 rescue dogs fed. Not because of us41Because of you. And dogs like Bobo.Jul 9, 2026 8:51 AM · 41 characters. Because of you. And dogs like Bobo.
Jul 7, 2026 8:44 AMHer shelter was destroyed by a tornado.39She made it out. Got adopted. Then life threw her another curveball.Jul 7, 2026 8:44 AM · 39 characters. She made it out. Got adopted. Then life threw her another curveball.
Jul 3, 2026 4:31 PMLitter cleanup was ruining my mornings. 🐾42Until I changed one thing.Jul 3, 2026 4:31 PM · 42 characters. Until I changed one thing.
Jun 30, 2026 9:23 AMNobody wanted the complicated dog33No back legs. No bladder control. Doesn't matter.Jun 30, 2026 9:23 AM · 33 characters. No back legs. No bladder control. Doesn't matter.
Jun 26, 2026 8:47 AMPeople pay $5,000 for this breed.33She was surrendered in deplorable condition. Now she's the whole package.Jun 26, 2026 8:47 AM · 33 characters. She was surrendered in deplorable condition. Now she's the whole package.
Jun 23, 2026 8:37 AMYour dog's paws are burning. 🐾🐾32July pavement is hotter than you think.Jun 23, 2026 8:37 AM · 32 characters. July pavement is hotter than you think.
Jun 19, 2026 5:57 PMHis belly was full of rocks. 🐾31He was 10 months old. Today he's a therapy dog.Jun 19, 2026 5:57 PM · 31 characters. He was 10 months old. Today he's a therapy dog.
Jun 17, 2026 8:49 AMShe adopted Penny. Then this happened. 🐾4139,000 meals from people buying poop bags.Jun 17, 2026 8:49 AM · 41 characters. 39,000 meals from people buying poop bags.
Jun 12, 2026 9:51 AMForget the human World Cup 🐾29Ours has better players.Jun 12, 2026 9:51 AM · 29 characters. Ours has better players.
Jun 9, 2026 9:05 AM6.5 million tons. Every year. Just from cat litter50I looked it up. Cleo is not sorry.Jun 9, 2026 9:05 AM · 50 characters. I looked it up. Cleo is not sorry.
Jun 7, 2026 8:47 AMThis email went to 367 people. That's it.41There are prizes. Weekly ones. And you're invited.Jun 7, 2026 8:47 AM · 41 characters. There are prizes. Weekly ones. And you're invited.
Jun 4, 2026 8:55 AMYour dog could be June 😉25We're taking entries for our 2027 Rescue Calendar. Two days only.Jun 4, 2026 8:55 AM · 25 characters. We're taking entries for our 2027 Rescue Calendar. Two days only.
Jun 2, 2026 8:15 AMI tripped. It was my own fault. 🤦‍♀️34Sprained wrist. Several weeks. Mancha does not care.Jun 2, 2026 8:15 AM · 34 characters. Sprained wrist. Several weeks. Mancha does not care.
May 29, 2026 4:49 PMI flipped the pack over. Big mistake 🤦39Sara had no idea what was in her dog's wipes. Most people don't.May 29, 2026 4:49 PM · 39 characters. Sara had no idea what was in her dog's wipes. Most people don't.
May 26, 2026 8:52 AMThey've never been loved. Not once34Three rescues. Your vote decides who gets our next donation.May 26, 2026 8:52 AM · 34 characters. Three rescues. Your vote decides who gets our next donation.
May 22, 2026 4:45 PMFive dogs. One spot. You pick 🐕32One of them will be our May Calendar star. You decide who.May 22, 2026 4:45 PM · 32 characters. One of them will be our May Calendar star. You decide who.
May 19, 2026 4:45 PMI feel terrible. They still needed me.38Three kids, two pets, and my neighbor's entire zoo. No days off.May 19, 2026 4:45 PM · 38 characters. Three kids, two pets, and my neighbor's entire zoo. No days off.
May 15, 2026 4:32 PMYour dog could win a year of poop bags38And become our May 2027 rescue calendar star.May 15, 2026 4:32 PM · 38 characters. And become our May 2027 rescue calendar star.
May 12, 2026 8:29 AMI picked it up. Big mistake 🙈30It said biodegradable. That word means less than you think.May 12, 2026 8:29 AM · 30 characters. It said biodegradable. That word means less than you think.

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