God Ain't Petty But I Am email archive

We’re the 94% now. New tee just dropped

Nov 6, 2026 2:00 PM

New sticker: Won't He Blue it. $5

Nov 6, 2026 9:45 AM

Ohio and Texas found their blue 💙🌊

Nov 5, 2026 1:45 PM

I'm white but not THAT white tee, starting at $15

Nov 5, 2026 9:45 AM

My governor’s name is Keisha.

Nov 4, 2026 11:43 PM

We did that. Blue Wave tees are 40% off

Nov 4, 2026 9:45 AM

BLUE WAVE 2026: Won’t He Blue It? 💙

Nov 4, 2026 2:22 AM

The macaroni has been assigned. Respect the process

Nov 2, 2026 11:33 PM

Tomorrow, we vote

Nov 2, 2026 9:45 AM

Buy one hoodie, get one free

Nov 1, 2026 9:45 AM

Last day: 40% off ends tonight at 11:59PM

Oct 31, 2026 10:45 AM

Halloween flash: 40% off for 2 days

Oct 30, 2026 3:01 PM

New sticker, $3 for a limited time.

Oct 30, 2026 10:45 AM

5 October tees just hit 35% off

Oct 29, 2026 10:45 AM

The sane people need a way to find each other

Oct 29, 2026 3:45 AM

40% off ends tomorrow. Which one's yours?

Oct 28, 2026 10:45 AM

Okay, this one caught your attention

Oct 28, 2026 6:44 AM

Human Rights are my politics (40% off until Thursday)

Oct 27, 2026 3:42 PM

You're officially part of the inner circle

Oct 23, 2026 9:25 AM

For when you can't say what you're really thinking

Oct 21, 2026 9:24 AM

Your accessories are starting conversations

Oct 19, 2026 9:23 AM

This design has trolls in their feelings

Oct 17, 2026 9:22 AM

You know what's wild about 2026?

Oct 15, 2026 9:21 AM