HeavyHanded emails, October 2026

🤔 Settle something for us...

Oct 28, 2026 11:21 AM

⏰Your 15% off ends tonight.

Oct 23, 2026 9:00 PM

We weren't planning on doing this...

Oct 22, 2026 11:00 PM

She bought it for him. Here's what happened.

Oct 21, 2026 2:00 AM

They'd never buy this for themselves.

Oct 19, 2026 9:51 AM

I couldn't find what I needed.

Oct 16, 2026 2:00 AM

Why HH works when others don’t 💥

Oct 15, 2026 12:55 AM

I'll deal with it later.

Oct 14, 2026 11:38 AM

Your hands take a beating. We’ve got you.

Oct 14, 2026 12:54 AM

Welcome to the crew 👊

Oct 13, 2026 12:53 AM

You've just gotten used to it.

Oct 12, 2026 9:48 AM

What's actually in Heavy Handed?

Oct 9, 2026 9:38 AM

Nobody wants greasy hands.

Oct 7, 2026 9:57 AM

Your knuckles know what's coming.

Oct 5, 2026 9:55 AM

We’ll let Mike do the talking.

Oct 2, 2026 9:11 AM