Heusom emails, September 2026

every time your cat flinched, it cost you something

Sep 30, 2026 5:00 AM

is your grinder cooking their nails?

Sep 29, 2026 5:00 AM

every muddy walk doesn't have to end in the tub

Sep 27, 2026 5:02 AM

check their pads this week

Sep 23, 2026 5:00 AM

trims getting harder? don't blame them.

Sep 22, 2026 5:00 AM

one bad trim. that's all it takes.

Sep 19, 2026 5:00 AM

you bathed them three days ago

Sep 17, 2026 5:02 AM

your dog doesn't hate the grinder. they hate this.

Sep 15, 2026 5:02 AM

your grinder is only as good as its bit

Sep 14, 2026 5:02 AM

the homework nobody assigned

Sep 12, 2026 5:02 AM

the quote that made them buy a grinder

Sep 10, 2026 5:00 AM

the 7:45 school run has a casualty

Sep 9, 2026 5:03 AM

the credit clocks out at midnight

Sep 7, 2026 5:00 AM

is your grinder cooking their nails?

Sep 6, 2026 5:00 AM

the dogs are off the clock

Sep 5, 2026 5:00 AM

your labor day credit just landed

Sep 4, 2026 9:08 AM

the dogs have some demands

Sep 3, 2026 5:02 AM

it's officially your cat's month

Sep 1, 2026 5:01 AM