Hostage Tape email archive

Last chance to get your name in the hat 🎩

Nov 1, 2026 5:00 PM

HAPPY HALLOWEEN 🎃

Oct 31, 2026 5:01 PM

Money back gurantee

Oct 31, 2026 10:24 AM · Resent

it’s my birthday 🎂🍾

Oct 30, 2026 5:00 PM

"This has literally changed the way I sleep"

Oct 30, 2026 10:23 AM · Resent

Did you see something you liked?

Oct 29, 2026 10:53 AM

That face you make when… 😟

Oct 28, 2026 6:17 PM

Nightmare fuel 👹 (jumpscare warning)

Oct 26, 2026 5:00 PM

Money back gurantee

Oct 25, 2026 8:25 PM

Last call for FREE nasal sticks ⏰

Oct 25, 2026 9:00 AM

"This has literally changed the way I sleep"

Oct 24, 2026 8:23 PM

“What sorcery is this?!?”

Oct 24, 2026 9:06 AM

Did you see something you liked?

Oct 23, 2026 8:22 PM

“Alex has a surprise for us!”

Oct 23, 2026 6:01 PM

Scared of going pee at night? 🙈

Oct 21, 2026 7:02 PM

inception meets mad men 😵‍💫📺

Oct 19, 2026 5:01 PM

last call for free nose strips 👉

Oct 18, 2026 9:04 AM

Don’t take a screenshot 💀

Oct 17, 2026 8:01 AM

who u gonna call? 👻

Oct 16, 2026 6:16 PM

Even your paralysis demons can’t wake you up 👹

Oct 14, 2026 6:30 PM

I got an ad in my dream 😵‍💫

Oct 12, 2026 5:02 PM

Last chance to get a FREE sleep mask ➡️

Oct 11, 2026 6:01 PM

Get a FREE Sleep Mask with Mouth Tape

Oct 10, 2026 9:07 AM

Final day to submit your memes ⏰

Oct 9, 2026 5:00 PM

“We’re gonna need a bigger pack….” 🦈

Oct 8, 2026 6:30 PM

“I did not snore, it’s bulls—t!!”

Oct 7, 2026 6:03 PM

I’LL BE BACK 😎

Oct 6, 2026 6:01 PM

My meme submission… 😈

Oct 5, 2026 7:07 PM

we’re giving away 2 years of hostage tape

Oct 4, 2026 5:01 PM

stuff’s gonna get scary 💀

Oct 2, 2026 7:03 PM

SEEN THESE GUYS? 🧐👉

Sep 30, 2026 5:00 PM

Time’s almost up ⌛😪

Sep 28, 2026 6:30 PM

join me….

Sep 25, 2026 5:00 PM

Money back gurantee

Sep 23, 2026 9:41 PM

It’s been 8 years….. 🫩

Sep 23, 2026 7:30 PM

"This has literally changed the way I sleep"

Sep 22, 2026 9:39 PM

“babe, no offense but….” 🤐

Sep 22, 2026 7:00 PM

Did you see something you liked?

Sep 21, 2026 9:40 PM

He leaves for the mines at 3 AM ⛏️⬇️

Sep 21, 2026 6:30 PM

SLEEP MAXXING STARTER KIT

Sep 20, 2026 5:00 PM

My friend has a sleep paralysis demon 👹

Sep 18, 2026 6:02 PM

And he still thinks it’s stupid… 🙄

Sep 16, 2026 8:00 PM

“I’m too far in the BDSM realm” 🥴

Sep 14, 2026 7:30 PM

i dare you 😈

Sep 13, 2026 5:02 PM

Only 8 hours left ⌛⌛⌛

Sep 13, 2026 4:00 PM

Only 24 hours left ⏰

Sep 12, 2026 5:01 PM

should i actually do this?? 😅

Sep 12, 2026 9:06 AM

25 years ago 🇺🇸🕯️

Sep 11, 2026 5:01 PM