| May 31, 2026 6:00 PM | 🚨 ONE. LAST. TIME. Or face the wrath of paws |
| May 31, 2026 8:00 AM | 💔 70% Off expires in 3… 2… 1… |
| May 30, 2026 11:01 AM | ⚠️ Your unused free color upgrade |
| May 29, 2026 5:00 PM | 🙀 FREE upgrade for you! |
| May 29, 2026 8:00 AM | 💜💚 NEW: Purple & Green Colors! |
| May 27, 2026 1:00 PM | 😈 70% OFF Hydration so easy, it’s basically cheating. |
| May 25, 2026 6:01 PM | ⚠️ ERROR 404: Water Fountain Not Found |
| May 25, 2026 1:00 PM | ⛔ Water Butler? NO MORE |
| May 25, 2026 8:01 AM | STOP running the sink ✋ |
| May 24, 2026 2:00 PM | ✅ cross it off. |
| May 22, 2026 1:01 PM | 📋 Doctor's Orders For Your Cat |
| May 20, 2026 11:01 AM | 🚨 TOP SECRET: Operation Hydration |
| May 19, 2026 4:30 PM | Still water is officially dead. 💀 |
| May 18, 2026 9:01 AM | 🕵️♀️ A reward for the 24/7 patrol |
| May 17, 2026 1:00 PM | ✌️FREEDOM: Hands Off, Hydration ON |
| May 17, 2026 1:46 AM | You might need another one… |
| May 16, 2026 11:30 AM | 👑 While You BBQ, Kitty Sips Like Royalty |
| May 15, 2026 5:00 PM | ooooooooooooops 🙊 |
| May 15, 2026 9:02 AM | ❤️💙 MEMORIAL DAY: Up to 70% OFF |
| May 14, 2026 1:53 PM | You might need another one… |
| May 13, 2026 9:30 AM | ❤️ Every Kitty Deserves Their Own Sip Spot |
| May 12, 2026 4:00 PM | 😫 Your Plastic Fountain Is Costing You MORE |
| May 11, 2026 10:00 AM | 👀 A fountain that actually looks GOOD. |
| May 11, 2026 12:03 AM | You might need another one… |
| May 10, 2026 2:00 PM | ❌ A water bowl isn't enough. |
| May 9, 2026 6:00 PM | Goodbye, 70% OFF...👋 |
| May 9, 2026 8:01 AM | Final. Final. FINAL. 🛑 |
| May 8, 2026 6:01 PM | 😍 Black, Cream, or Mint Blue? |
| May 8, 2026 11:02 AM | 🥹 Spoil your kitten (for 70% less) |
| May 7, 2026 6:47 PM | You might need another one… |
| May 6, 2026 3:00 PM | 💤 Are you the "set-it-and-forget-it" type? |
| May 5, 2026 2:22 PM | You might need another one… |
| May 4, 2026 3:00 PM | 😿 (1) New Cat Complaint?! |
| May 2, 2026 8:31 PM | You might need another one… |
| May 2, 2026 10:01 AM | 💕 Spoil her and SAVE 70% |
| May 1, 2026 9:01 AM | 👉 Better hydration = more years together |
