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Oct 29, 2026 2:14 PMWho Are You Without the Costume?32Identity, Now in a Plastic BagOct 29, 2026 2:14 PM · 32 characters. Identity, Now in a Plastic Bag
Oct 28, 2026 11:38 PMSartre's keeping an eye (well, his good one) on your cart 👁️59To buy or not to buy - an existential issue ...Oct 28, 2026 11:38 PM · 59 characters. To buy or not to buy - an existential issue ...
Oct 22, 2026 1:15 PMPhilosophy’s Crappiest Idea 🪠29And We Mean That Literally. Bataille Built a Whole Theory on It.Oct 22, 2026 1:15 PM · 29 characters. And We Mean That Literally. Bataille Built a Whole Theory on It.
Oct 17, 2026 1:54 PMAntonin Artaud Wanted Every Show to Work Like an Exorcism57Antonin Artaud Wanted Every Show to Work Like an ExorcismOct 17, 2026 1:54 PM · 57 characters. Antonin Artaud Wanted Every Show to Work Like an Exorcism
Oct 15, 2026 1:56 PMYou Were Never Meant to Sit Still 🫢35Antonin Artaud Wanted Every Show to Work Like an ExorcismOct 15, 2026 1:56 PM · 35 characters. Antonin Artaud Wanted Every Show to Work Like an Exorcism
Oct 15, 2026 5:14 AMWow, you really did it! You signed up, that's amazing! 🎉56Welcome to the Philosopher's MemesletterOct 15, 2026 5:14 AM · 56 characters. Welcome to the Philosopher's Memesletter
Oct 13, 2026 4:54 PMSartre's keeping an eye (well, his good one) on your cart 👁️59To buy or not to buy - an existential issue ...Oct 13, 2026 4:54 PM · 59 characters. To buy or not to buy - an existential issue ...
Oct 13, 2026 9:11 AMWow, you really did it! You signed up, that's amazing! 🎉56Welcome to the Philosopher's MemesletterOct 13, 2026 9:11 AM · 56 characters. Welcome to the Philosopher's Memesletter
Oct 10, 2026 1:15 PMDavid Chalmers: Your Brain Doesn’t Explain You46Philosophy of Mind’s Scariest Idea: Same Body, Same Brain, Nobody InsideOct 10, 2026 1:15 PM · 46 characters. Philosophy of Mind’s Scariest Idea: Same Body, Same Brain, Nobody Inside
Oct 8, 2026 1:15 PMMeet Your Zombie Twin 🤔23Philosophy of Mind’s Scariest Idea: Same Body, Same Brain, Nobody InsideOct 8, 2026 1:15 PM · 23 characters. Philosophy of Mind’s Scariest Idea: Same Body, Same Brain, Nobody Inside
Oct 3, 2026 1:15 PMCan You Trust the Crowd? What the Story of Socrates Teaches Us.63Did Democracy Kill Socrates? We Checked.Oct 3, 2026 1:15 PM · 63 characters. Did Democracy Kill Socrates? We Checked.
Oct 1, 2026 1:15 PMThe Trial of Socrates: A Democratic Dilemma43Did Democracy Kill Socrates? We Checked.Oct 1, 2026 1:15 PM · 43 characters. Did Democracy Kill Socrates? We Checked.
Sep 26, 2026 1:15 PMFreud Wasn't Wrong About Everything35Meet Patient Zero of TherapySep 26, 2026 1:15 PM · 35 characters. Meet Patient Zero of Therapy
Sep 24, 2026 1:15 PMFreud's Greatest Hits (and Misses)34Meet Patient Zero of TherapySep 24, 2026 1:15 PM · 34 characters. Meet Patient Zero of Therapy
Sep 19, 2026 7:32 PMSartre's keeping an eye (well, his good one) on your cart 👁️59To buy or not to buy - an existential issue ...Sep 19, 2026 7:32 PM · 59 characters. To buy or not to buy - an existential issue ...
Sep 19, 2026 1:15 PMReality Check: Parmenides Didn't Appreciate It!47You don't know what you think you knowSep 19, 2026 1:15 PM · 47 characters. You don't know what you think you know
Sep 17, 2026 1:15 PMParmenides: Change isn't Real 🤔31You don't know what you think you knowSep 17, 2026 1:15 PM · 31 characters. You don't know what you think you know
Sep 12, 2026 2:00 PMThe River of Change: Heraclitus Explored40and Nietzsche loved him for it.Sep 12, 2026 2:00 PM · 40 characters. and Nietzsche loved him for it.
Sep 10, 2026 2:01 PMHeraclitus was kind of a jerk29and Nietzsche loved him for it.Sep 10, 2026 2:01 PM · 29 characters. and Nietzsche loved him for it.
Sep 5, 2026 1:15 PM"Everything is full of Gods" 🤯30Not Socrates. The guys before him.Sep 5, 2026 1:15 PM · 30 characters. Not Socrates. The guys before him.
Sep 3, 2026 1:15 PMThe Bad Boys of Ancient Greece 🔥32Not Socrates. The guys before him.Sep 3, 2026 1:15 PM · 32 characters. Not Socrates. The guys before him.
Aug 29, 2026 1:15 PMMachiavelli's Prince Is Not a Manual. It's Something Stranger.62The Prince Is Not a Manual. It's Something Stranger.Aug 29, 2026 1:15 PM · 62 characters. The Prince Is Not a Manual. It's Something Stranger.
Aug 27, 2026 1:15 PMMachiavelli and the Is-Ought Gap 🔄35The Prince Is Not a Manual. It's Something Stranger.Aug 27, 2026 1:15 PM · 35 characters. The Prince Is Not a Manual. It's Something Stranger.
Aug 22, 2026 1:15 PMKant's Second Formulation of the Categorical Imperative55Ever heard of the second imperative?Aug 22, 2026 1:15 PM · 55 characters. Ever heard of the second imperative?
Aug 21, 2026 7:13 AMSartre's keeping an eye (well, his good one) on your cart 👁️59To buy or not to buy - an existential issue ...Aug 21, 2026 7:13 AM · 59 characters. To buy or not to buy - an existential issue ...
Aug 20, 2026 1:15 PMKant Told You Not To Lie But That's Not All ➡️45Ever heard of the second imperative?Aug 20, 2026 1:15 PM · 45 characters. Ever heard of the second imperative?
Aug 13, 2026 1:15 PMPlato's Cave Doesn't End Where You Think40Returning to the cave is life-threateningAug 13, 2026 1:15 PM · 40 characters. Returning to the cave is life-threatening
Aug 6, 2026 1:15 PMNot All Arguments Are Created Equal!36Your Guide To Better DebatesAug 6, 2026 1:15 PM · 36 characters. Your Guide To Better Debates
Aug 1, 2026 1:15 PMObjectivism: Love It or Leave It?33We have notes on Ayn Rand. So many notes. An unreasonable number of notes.Aug 1, 2026 1:15 PM · 33 characters. We have notes on Ayn Rand. So many notes. An unreasonable number of notes.
Jul 30, 2026 1:15 PMAyn Rand: Love Her or Hate Her? 🤔33We have notes on Ayn Rand. So many notes. An unreasonable number of notes.Jul 30, 2026 1:15 PM · 33 characters. We have notes on Ayn Rand. So many notes. An unreasonable number of notes.
Jul 23, 2026 1:15 PMKnow Thyself: But Who Gets To Know You?39Edward Said has a theory about this ...Jul 23, 2026 1:15 PM · 39 characters. Edward Said has a theory about this ...
Jul 18, 2026 1:15 PMDifférance, Explained Without The Headache. 💡45We Read Derrida So You Don't Have To ...Jul 18, 2026 1:15 PM · 45 characters. We Read Derrida So You Don't Have To ...
Jul 16, 2026 1:15 PMDerrida Ruined The Group Chat 🫨32We Read Derrida So You Don't Have To ...Jul 16, 2026 1:15 PM · 32 characters. We Read Derrida So You Don't Have To ...
Jul 9, 2026 1:15 PMDid Aristotle Want a Commune? 🤔31Redefining Friendship: A Philosophical DiveJul 9, 2026 1:15 PM · 31 characters. Redefining Friendship: A Philosophical Dive
Jul 4, 2026 1:15 PMYou Might Be Other People's Hell 🙃34Sartre's Quote Everyone Knows / The Play Nobody Read.Jul 4, 2026 1:15 PM · 34 characters. Sartre's Quote Everyone Knows / The Play Nobody Read.
Jul 2, 2026 1:15 PMAre You Other People's Hell? 🙃30Sartre's Quote Everyone Knows / The Play Nobody Read.Jul 2, 2026 1:15 PM · 30 characters. Sartre's Quote Everyone Knows / The Play Nobody Read.
Jun 25, 2026 1:15 PMWho's Afraid of Gender? Let's Dive In! 🌊40Why Judith Butler makes people nervousJun 25, 2026 1:15 PM · 40 characters. Why Judith Butler makes people nervous
Jun 18, 2026 1:15 PMMary and the Manosphere: The Mother of Feminism Combats 18th Century Misogyny78Just what has changed, anyway?Jun 18, 2026 1:15 PM · 78 characters. Just what has changed, anyway?
Jun 12, 2026 1:38 AMSartre's keeping an eye (well, his good one) on your cart 👁️59To buy or not to buy - an existential issue ...Jun 12, 2026 1:38 AM · 59 characters. To buy or not to buy - an existential issue ...
Jun 11, 2026 1:15 PMUnlocking Neoplatonism: A Hidden Gem ✨38It Only Shaped Medieval Europe. No Big Deal.Jun 11, 2026 1:15 PM · 38 characters. It Only Shaped Medieval Europe. No Big Deal.
Jun 4, 2026 12:42 PMPlato: "Your Silence Gives Consent" 🫢37Why primary sources are so important!Jun 4, 2026 12:42 PM · 37 characters. Why primary sources are so important!
May 28, 2026 12:45 PMQuestioning the Productive Self 🤔33The Achievement Society Has No ExitMay 28, 2026 12:45 PM · 33 characters. The Achievement Society Has No Exit
May 21, 2026 3:00 PMAdam Smith: Who Built The Myth?31Back To The Actual Books It IsMay 21, 2026 3:00 PM · 31 characters. Back To The Actual Books It Is
May 16, 2026 12:42 PMAquinas on War: The Hidden Complexities Unfold46Thomas Aquinas had a framework. It has some problems.May 16, 2026 12:42 PM · 46 characters. Thomas Aquinas had a framework. It has some problems.
May 14, 2026 12:42 PMIs Any War Actually Just? 🤔27Thomas Aquinas had a framework. It has some problems.May 14, 2026 12:42 PM · 27 characters. Thomas Aquinas had a framework. It has some problems.
May 9, 2026 12:42 PMWhat They Won't Tell You About Stoicism 🤫41That Part Didn't Make The Podcast.May 9, 2026 12:42 PM · 41 characters. That Part Didn't Make The Podcast.
May 7, 2026 12:42 PMStoicism's Founder Wanted To Abolish Private Property 🤯55That Part Didn't Make The Podcast.May 7, 2026 12:42 PM · 55 characters. That Part Didn't Make The Podcast.
May 2, 2026 12:42 PMNietzsche called nationalism a neurosis. Tech Bros missed that chapter.72How to misread Nietzsche – and get away with it?May 2, 2026 12:42 PM · 72 characters. How to misread Nietzsche – and get away with it?
Apr 30, 2026 12:42 PMOn Karp and Thiel: The Tech Bros’ Twisted Philosophy52How to misread Nietzsche – and get away with it?Apr 30, 2026 12:42 PM · 52 characters. How to misread Nietzsche – and get away with it?
Apr 25, 2026 12:32 PMDescartes: Animals Are Meat Robots34The animal rights debate, minus the preachingApr 25, 2026 12:32 PM · 34 characters. The animal rights debate, minus the preaching

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