PRFCT subject lines
101 subject lines averaging 39 characters.
| Picture | Sent (Eastern) | Subject | Characters | Preview text | |
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| Oct 31, 2026 8:03 AM | TREAT20 dies at midnight | 24 | the candy survives till morning. the code does not. | Oct 31, 2026 8:03 AM · 24 characters. the candy survives till morning. the code does not. | |
| Oct 30, 2026 8:03 AM | TREAT20: 20% off everything, 2 days left | 40 | code inside. ends tomorrow night. | Oct 30, 2026 8:03 AM · 40 characters. code inside. ends tomorrow night. | |
| Oct 29, 2026 8:01 AM | the scariest thing in your kitchen | 34 | it is not the candy bowl | Oct 29, 2026 8:01 AM · 34 characters. it is not the candy bowl | |
| Oct 28, 2026 8:01 AM | 12 hours. 1 glass. | 18 | drink once. stay sharp till the end. | Oct 28, 2026 8:01 AM · 18 characters. drink once. stay sharp till the end. | |
| Oct 27, 2026 8:01 AM | why nurses stop drinking water on purpose | 41 | more than 7 in 10 go home like this | Oct 27, 2026 8:01 AM · 41 characters. more than 7 in 10 go home like this | |
| Oct 26, 2026 8:00 AM | Monday morning, fixed in 15 minutes | 35 | puffy, foggy, 2 coffees deep. there is another way. | Oct 26, 2026 8:00 AM · 35 characters. puffy, foggy, 2 coffees deep. there is another way. | |
| Oct 25, 2026 8:03 AM | the Sunday night feeling | 24 | it is not the week ahead you are dreading | Oct 25, 2026 8:03 AM · 24 characters. it is not the week ahead you are dreading | |
| Oct 24, 2026 8:02 AM | 180 mornings from now | 21 | both versions start tomorrow | Oct 24, 2026 8:02 AM · 21 characters. both versions start tomorrow | |
| Oct 23, 2026 8:03 AM | don't order this unless you can answer YES to 2 questions | 57 | question 1 is where most people slip up | Oct 23, 2026 8:03 AM · 57 characters. question 1 is where most people slip up | |
| Oct 22, 2026 8:03 AM | the cold coffee on your counter at 11am | 39 | number 3 surprises everyone | Oct 22, 2026 8:03 AM · 39 characters. number 3 surprises everyone | |
| Oct 20, 2026 8:00 AM | why your face is puffy when you're dehydrated | 45 | the mirror is telling you the exact opposite | Oct 20, 2026 8:00 AM · 45 characters. the mirror is telling you the exact opposite | |
| Oct 19, 2026 8:00 AM | the IV fluid ran out | 20 | his answer was sitting in every kitchen | Oct 19, 2026 8:00 AM · 20 characters. his answer was sitting in every kitchen | |
| Oct 17, 2026 8:03 AM | why your water goes straight through you | 40 | this made me angry when I found out | Oct 17, 2026 8:03 AM · 40 characters. this made me angry when I found out | |
| Oct 16, 2026 8:00 AM | the word was RIGHT there | 24 | and then your face goes hot... | Oct 16, 2026 8:00 AM · 24 characters. and then your face goes hot... | |
| Oct 15, 2026 8:03 AM | starting is the hardest part | 28 | the routine is 30 seconds. that's not the problem. | Oct 15, 2026 8:03 AM · 28 characters. the routine is 30 seconds. that's not the problem. | |
| Oct 14, 2026 8:03 AM | here's what week 1 actually feels like | 38 | most people notice something by day 3 | Oct 14, 2026 8:03 AM · 38 characters. most people notice something by day 3 | |
| Oct 13, 2026 12:54 PM | your mornings don't have to start like this | 43 | one scoop is all it takes to change it… | Oct 13, 2026 12:54 PM · 43 characters. one scoop is all it takes to change it… | |
| Oct 13, 2026 8:03 AM | the 3pm crash is dehydration in disguise | 40 | everything traces back to 6am | Oct 13, 2026 8:03 AM · 40 characters. everything traces back to 6am | |
| Oct 12, 2026 12:53 PM | still thinking it over? (here's what you need to know) | 54 | the questions that might be holding you back… | Oct 12, 2026 12:53 PM · 54 characters. the questions that might be holding you back… | |
| Oct 11, 2026 12:52 PM | Still waking up puffy, foggy, and tired? | 40 | 12,000+ people have already felt the difference… | Oct 11, 2026 12:52 PM · 40 characters. 12,000+ people have already felt the difference… | |
| Oct 11, 2026 8:01 AM | every morning drink, ranked honestly | 36 | some of these are going to make you mad | Oct 11, 2026 8:01 AM · 36 characters. some of these are going to make you mad | |
| Oct 9, 2026 8:01 AM | 5 signs your water isn't actually getting absorbed | 50 | most people reading this have at least 3 | Oct 9, 2026 8:01 AM · 50 characters. most people reading this have at least 3 | |
| Oct 8, 2026 8:04 AM | Will drinking more water fix dehydration? | 41 | most people have this completely backwards | Oct 8, 2026 8:04 AM · 41 characters. most people have this completely backwards | |
| Oct 7, 2026 8:00 AM | october is the quiet test | 25 | cooler mornings, same 15 minutes. | Oct 7, 2026 8:00 AM · 25 characters. cooler mornings, same 15 minutes. | |
| Oct 4, 2026 8:04 AM | quick question | 14 | i'm asking for a reason | Oct 4, 2026 8:04 AM · 14 characters. i'm asking for a reason | |
| Oct 2, 2026 8:04 AM | fix your brain fog | 18 | it's not the years. it's not the sleep. | Oct 2, 2026 8:04 AM · 18 characters. it's not the years. it's not the sleep. | |
| Sep 28, 2026 8:01 AM | october starts thursday | 23 | 1 glass, every morning, that’s the whole plan | Sep 28, 2026 8:01 AM · 23 characters. 1 glass, every morning, that’s the whole plan | |
| Sep 26, 2026 8:01 AM | you don’t have a hydration problem | 36 | it’s an absorption problem wearing a hydration costume | Sep 26, 2026 8:01 AM · 36 characters. it’s an absorption problem wearing a hydration costume | |
| Sep 24, 2026 8:00 AM | she called it her invisible upgrade | 35 | nothing big happened. everything small changed. | Sep 24, 2026 8:00 AM · 35 characters. nothing big happened. everything small changed. | |
| Sep 22, 2026 11:02 AM | the clumpy bag situation what are we doing? | 43 | (see forwarded message below) | Sep 22, 2026 11:02 AM · 43 characters. (see forwarded message below) | |
| Sep 19, 2026 8:04 AM | your $16.50 is gone at midnight | 31 | it's still there. it won't be tomorrow. | Sep 19, 2026 8:04 AM · 31 characters. it's still there. it won't be tomorrow. | |
| Sep 17, 2026 5:02 PM | I put $16.50 on your account | 28 | it's real, and it's gone Sunday night | Sep 17, 2026 5:02 PM · 28 characters. it's real, and it's gone Sunday night | |
| Sep 16, 2026 9:45 AM | your mornings don't have to start like this | 43 | one scoop is all it takes to change it… | Sep 16, 2026 9:45 AM · 43 characters. one scoop is all it takes to change it… | |
| Sep 16, 2026 8:01 AM | the sweat's gone. the problem isn't. | 36 | cooler out, same hole every morning | Sep 16, 2026 8:01 AM · 36 characters. cooler out, same hole every morning | |
| Sep 15, 2026 9:44 AM | still thinking it over? (here's what you need to know) | 54 | the questions that might be holding you back… | Sep 15, 2026 9:44 AM · 54 characters. the questions that might be holding you back… | |
| Sep 15, 2026 8:01 AM | thirst just… disappears | 25 | not hungry. thirsty. (they feel the same) | Sep 15, 2026 8:01 AM · 25 characters. not hungry. thirsty. (they feel the same) | |
| Sep 14, 2026 9:43 AM | Still waking up puffy, foggy, and tired? | 40 | 12,000+ people have already felt the difference… | Sep 14, 2026 9:43 AM · 40 characters. 12,000+ people have already felt the difference… | |
| Sep 14, 2026 8:01 AM | dried out. swollen. zombie. | 27 | the first electrolyte that gets it | Sep 14, 2026 8:01 AM · 27 characters. the first electrolyte that gets it | |
| Sep 13, 2026 8:01 AM | creatine isn’t just for gym bros anymore | 42 | your muscles need it more now than at 25 | Sep 13, 2026 8:01 AM · 42 characters. your muscles need it more now than at 25 | |
| Sep 9, 2026 8:03 AM | we made something for a very specific group of you | 50 | it’s been in the works for a while | Sep 9, 2026 8:03 AM · 50 characters. it’s been in the works for a while | |
| Sep 7, 2026 8:00 AM | buy 2 get 1 free runs out tonight | 33 | ends at midnight | Sep 7, 2026 8:00 AM · 33 characters. ends at midnight | |
| Sep 5, 2026 8:01 AM | your free bag costs exactly $0 | 30 | buy 2, the 3rd is on us, through Labor Day | Sep 5, 2026 8:01 AM · 30 characters. buy 2, the 3rd is on us, through Labor Day | |
| Sep 4, 2026 8:06 AM | it's not the sleep | 18 | took me a while to believe it too | Sep 4, 2026 8:06 AM · 18 characters. took me a while to believe it too | |
| Sep 3, 2026 8:06 AM | the 5 things it fixes (not just thirst) | 39 | through 5, then the free bag | Sep 3, 2026 8:06 AM · 39 characters. through 5, then the free bag | |
| Sep 1, 2026 8:05 AM | september is the real new year | 30 | the honest answer, and 1 thing before Labor Day | Sep 1, 2026 8:05 AM · 30 characters. the honest answer, and 1 thing before Labor Day | |
| Aug 31, 2026 8:04 AM | september starts tomorrow | 25 | the routine that carries into fall | Aug 31, 2026 8:04 AM · 25 characters. the routine that carries into fall | |
| Aug 29, 2026 8:06 AM | 6:15 am | 7 | one glass, before the day starts asking | Aug 29, 2026 8:06 AM · 7 characters. one glass, before the day starts asking | |
| Aug 27, 2026 8:01 AM | the cheapest fix in the whole morning | 37 | $2.74, and that's the worst case | Aug 27, 2026 8:01 AM · 37 characters. $2.74, and that's the worst case | |
| Aug 25, 2026 8:04 AM | writing this one from my desk | 29 | some version of the same sentence, over and over | Aug 25, 2026 8:04 AM · 29 characters. some version of the same sentence, over and over | |
| Aug 23, 2026 8:02 AM | the word you can see but can't say | 34 | a dimmer switch nobody remembers touching | Aug 23, 2026 8:02 AM · 34 characters. a dimmer switch nobody remembers touching |
Based on 101 emails received from Jun 10 to Oct 31, 2026. Times in US Eastern. How we collect