Asparagus, yachts, and existential panic

Preview text: I had a plan for my 30s. She was very put together. She also had a yacht.

Saturday, Jun 27, 2026 at 2:32 AM EasternShopify Email

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Subject: Asparagus, yachts, and existential panic
Preview text: I had a plan for my 30s. She was very put together. She also had a yacht.
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Sent: Sat Jun 27, 2026, 2:32 AM ET
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