Brain rot isn't just a meme. Yale just published the data.

Preview text: Cognitive difficulty in under-40s nearly doubled. The researchers couldn't explain it.

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Purify MeBrain rot isn't just a meme. Yale just published the data.

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Preview text: Cognitive difficulty in under-40s nearly doubled. The researchers couldn't explain it.
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