Simply Sours email archive

Boo. Now read this.

Oct 31, 2026 1:30 PM

[ACTION REQUESTED] Apply your $7.63 credit tonight.

Oct 30, 2026 1:30 PM

Embrace What You Deserve

Oct 29, 2026 1:11 AM

Guess what’s under the lid.

Oct 28, 2026 1:30 PM

You Were Onto Something…

Oct 28, 2026 2:07 AM

[NOTICE] Your Simply Sours credit is reserved for you.

Oct 23, 2026 1:30 PM

Raise your hand if you’ve reread a text 3 times.

Oct 21, 2026 1:30 PM

[SYSTEM NOTICE] Your 3pm slump has been declined.

Oct 20, 2026 1:30 PM

Checkmate, pills.

Oct 19, 2026 1:30 PM

Final Reminder: 5% Off

Oct 18, 2026 1:30 AM

Embrace What You Deserve

Oct 17, 2026 7:25 AM

Welcome! Your 5% Off Is Inside 👉

Oct 17, 2026 4:44 AM

Your 5% Off Is Still Waiting...

Oct 17, 2026 1:29 AM

We rigged this one for you.

Oct 16, 2026 1:30 PM

You Were Onto Something…

Oct 16, 2026 8:24 AM

Welcome! Your 5% Off Is Inside 👉

Oct 16, 2026 1:28 AM

Final Reminder: 5% Off

Oct 15, 2026 12:53 AM

"I still don't trust lab-made anything"

Oct 14, 2026 1:30 PM

Welcome! Your 5% Off Is Inside 👉

Oct 14, 2026 4:24 AM

Your 5% Off Is Still Waiting...

Oct 14, 2026 12:52 AM

Embrace What You Deserve

Oct 13, 2026 2:59 PM

Welcome! Your 5% Off Is Inside 👉

Oct 13, 2026 12:49 AM

You Were Onto Something…

Oct 12, 2026 3:57 PM

your face is holding a grudge.

Oct 12, 2026 1:30 PM

I read every one Of your DMs.

Oct 9, 2026 1:30 PM

[ACTION REQUESTED] Confirm your packed order, friend

Oct 7, 2026 1:30 PM

Embrace What You Deserve

Oct 6, 2026 2:17 PM

You Were Onto Something…

Oct 5, 2026 3:16 PM

turns out wellness can taste like candy.

Oct 5, 2026 1:30 PM

that fourth-bite regret

Oct 3, 2026 1:30 PM

cup four?

Oct 1, 2026 1:30 PM

Embrace What You Deserve

Sep 29, 2026 6:04 PM

You Were Onto Something…

Sep 28, 2026 7:02 PM

Bloated isn't your baseline

Sep 28, 2026 1:30 PM

[ACTION REQUESTED] Your tester access is still active

Sep 24, 2026 1:30 PM

[NOTICE] 2 free bottles assigned to your account

Sep 24, 2026 1:30 PM

peace starts in your gut

Sep 21, 2026 1:30 PM

[NOTICE] Complimentary gummies bottle assigned to your account

Sep 17, 2026 1:31 PM

I wrote you a tiny pep talk

Sep 13, 2026 1:30 PM

[ACTION REQUESTED] Claim Your Assigned Free Bottle

Sep 10, 2026 1:30 PM

what's in your bottle?

Sep 9, 2026 1:30 PM

Buried under the fog

Sep 8, 2026 1:30 PM

congrats on surviving the grind

Sep 7, 2026 1:30 PM

[ACTION REQUESTED] Claim Your Assigned Free Bottle

Sep 3, 2026 1:30 PM

The swelling you can't see

Sep 2, 2026 1:30 PM

not feeling like the main character?

Aug 31, 2026 1:30 PM

Your Tank Is Just Empty

Aug 29, 2026 1:30 PM