Tears of the Left subject lines
24 subject lines averaging 43 characters.
| Picture | Sent (Eastern) | Subject | Characters | Preview text | |
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| Oct 30, 2026 9:49 PM | That bottle’s been giving you the eye | 37 | The Legend you were eyeing is still here, and still fully stocked with tears. | Oct 30, 2026 9:49 PM · 37 characters. The Legend you were eyeing is still here, and still fully stocked with tears. | |
| Oct 30, 2026 7:45 PM | Bourbon for people who still have a sense of humor | 50 | Rob Schneider’s box is back under a new name, and the tears are fresher than ever. | Oct 30, 2026 7:45 PM · 50 characters. Rob Schneider’s box is back under a new name, and the tears are fresher than ever. | |
| Oct 30, 2026 7:45 PM | Rob’s newest sequel is 90 proof 🥃 | 33 | Rob Schneider’s box is back under a new name, and the tears are fresher than ever. | Oct 30, 2026 7:45 PM · 33 characters. Rob Schneider’s box is back under a new name, and the tears are fresher than ever. | |
| Oct 21, 2026 7:01 PM | Sons turn into daughters, pronoun practice, and tears for Columbus! | 68 | This week's update is so good… we shed tears while writing it! | Oct 21, 2026 7:01 PM · 68 characters. This week's update is so good… we shed tears while writing it! | |
| Oct 17, 2026 7:01 PM | Roseanne Barr Is Our Newest Legend | 34 | America’s mom is back, and she’s bottling the tears of the network that canceled her. | Oct 17, 2026 7:01 PM · 34 characters. America’s mom is back, and she’s bottling the tears of the network that canceled her. | |
| Oct 8, 2026 7:01 PM | This Week’s Collected Tears: Classified Loads, Kamala’s Ailing Algorithm, and Lunar Logistics | 93 | SpaceX sends a secret payload to space, Former V.P. Harris Struggles to Make Words, and… | Oct 8, 2026 7:01 PM · 93 characters. SpaceX sends a secret payload to space, Former V.P. Harris Struggles to Make Words, and… | |
| Sep 10, 2026 8:37 PM | This is what freedom tastes like | 32 | Two free glasses, one unapologetic bottle. Claim yours. | Sep 10, 2026 8:37 PM · 32 characters. Two free glasses, one unapologetic bottle. Claim yours. | |
| Aug 25, 2026 8:02 PM | , you’re first to see this release | 34 | New Tears of the Left Merch [Early access] | Aug 25, 2026 8:02 PM · 34 characters. New Tears of the Left Merch [Early access] | |
| Jul 6, 2026 8:31 PM | Last call 🥃 Bourbon deals end tonight | 37 | Use code AMERICA15 for 15% off + free shipping before midnight | Jul 6, 2026 8:31 PM · 37 characters. Use code AMERICA15 for 15% off + free shipping before midnight | |
| Jul 5, 2026 6:30 PM | Cheers to the 4th 🥃 Deals end tomorrow | 38 | Don't miss 15% off Tears of the Left Bourbon + free shipping | Jul 5, 2026 6:30 PM · 38 characters. Don't miss 15% off Tears of the Left Bourbon + free shipping | |
| Jul 4, 2026 8:30 PM | Kentucky bourbon. 15% off. Free shipping. | 41 | Tears of the Left Fourth of July deals are here | Jul 4, 2026 8:30 PM · 41 characters. Tears of the Left Fourth of July deals are here | |
| Jul 4, 2026 10:45 AM | Cheers to the USA 🥃 Bourbon sale starts now | 43 | Use code AMERICA15 for 15% off + free shipping | Jul 4, 2026 10:45 AM · 43 characters. Use code AMERICA15 for 15% off + free shipping | |
| Jul 2, 2026 8:30 PM | Cheers to Tears 🥃 President Trump shares powerful message | 57 | Plus Ivanka Trump shares behind-the-scenes details, 250th celebrations, & more | Jul 2, 2026 8:30 PM · 57 characters. Plus Ivanka Trump shares behind-the-scenes details, 250th celebrations, & more | |
| Jun 28, 2026 8:30 PM | Cheers to America 🥃 New 250th Edition is here | 45 | Introducing the latest from Rob Schneider | Jun 28, 2026 8:30 PM · 45 characters. Introducing the latest from Rob Schneider | |
| Jun 26, 2026 8:30 PM | Cheers to Tears 🥃 World cup flyover, new AF1, & more | 52 | Plus the release of the new 250th Anniversary Edition | Jun 26, 2026 8:30 PM · 52 characters. Plus the release of the new 250th Anniversary Edition | |
| Jun 23, 2026 8:30 PM | New Signature Edition is here 🥃 Cheers to 250 | 45 | Introducing the new 250th Anniversary Bourbon Box Set feat. Rob Schneider | Jun 23, 2026 8:30 PM · 45 characters. Introducing the new 250th Anniversary Bourbon Box Set feat. Rob Schneider | |
| May 23, 2026 8:30 PM | Tears of the Left 🥃 Memorial Day Deals | 38 | Free shipping + more | May 23, 2026 8:30 PM · 38 characters. Free shipping + more | |
| May 22, 2026 8:30 PM | We're live 🥃 Tears of the Left Memorial Day Deals | 49 | Early access is over. Secure yours before the best bottles are gone | May 22, 2026 8:30 PM · 49 characters. Early access is over. Secure yours before the best bottles are gone | |
| May 13, 2026 8:30 PM | Your Memorial Day pour awaits 🥃 | 31 | Patriot, This Memorial Day, bring home something worth slowing down for. Through the… | May 13, 2026 8:30 PM · 31 characters. Patriot, This Memorial Day, bring home something worth slowing down for. Through the… | |
| Apr 24, 2026 8:30 PM | Get more tears for less | 23 | Buy 1, get the 2nd at 25% off is here (+ free shipping) | Apr 24, 2026 8:30 PM · 23 characters. Buy 1, get the 2nd at 25% off is here (+ free shipping) | |
| Apr 21, 2026 8:30 PM | Crybabies of the week 😭 Newscum, Kamala, & more | 47 | Plus, buy 1, get 2nd at 25% off inside | Apr 21, 2026 8:30 PM · 47 characters. Plus, buy 1, get 2nd at 25% off inside | |
| Apr 17, 2026 8:30 PM | Still some time, but not much. | 30 | Don't miss the new Rob Schneider Edition from Tears of the Left | Apr 17, 2026 8:30 PM · 30 characters. Don't miss the new Rob Schneider Edition from Tears of the Left | |
| Apr 10, 2026 8:30 PM | Rob Schneider releases don't sit for long | 41 | Don't miss the new Tears Against Sanity Edition | Apr 10, 2026 8:30 PM · 41 characters. Don't miss the new Tears Against Sanity Edition | |
| Apr 3, 2026 8:15 PM | Rob Schneider is back for more | 30 | The new Tears Against Sanity Bourbon + Party Game Box Set has arrived | Apr 3, 2026 8:15 PM · 30 characters. The new Tears Against Sanity Bourbon + Party Game Box Set has arrived |
Based on 24 emails received from Apr 3 to Oct 30, 2026. Times in US Eastern. How we collect