“Tactical pens don’t work”

Preview text: Over the years, I’ve heard it all: “Tactical pens don’t work!” “No criminal is gonna be…

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“Tactical pens don’t work”
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Over the years, I’ve heard it all: “Tactical pens don’t work!” “No criminal is gonna be…
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