VortexHaus emails, September 2026
14 emails in September 2026. The busiest day was Wednesday, Sep 9, with 2.
I'm the engineer who built the MACH. Here's what I fixed.
Sep 30, 2026 12:08 PM
We asked 378 people why they hadn't bought yet.
Sep 28, 2026 12:07 PM
You already own the most expensive part
Sep 26, 2026 12:00 PM
You’re not sure yet. So here’s what we do.
Sep 24, 2026 12:04 PM
You bought one of these before
Sep 22, 2026 12:04 PM
Your $28.50 MACH credit expires tonight
Sep 20, 2026 12:03 PM
Your $28.50 VortexHaus MACH credit expires Sunday
Sep 18, 2026 10:00 AM
The Fall Reset Sale is live. Beat the Christmas rush.
Sep 16, 2026 12:06 PM
Last night for New Era pricing on the MACH
Sep 15, 2026 12:04 PM
40% of people who looked at the VortexHaus MACH weren't sure we were real.
Sep 14, 2026 12:03 PM
Here's why the VortexHaus MACH costs $279.
Sep 12, 2026 12:00 PM
The VortexHaus MACH runs 180°F cooler. Here's the full picture.
Sep 10, 2026 12:03 PM
You Nearly Found This Beast of a Car Dryer...
Sep 9, 2026 5:34 PM
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