Woodsen emails, September 2026
36 emails in September 2026. The busiest day was Friday, Sep 11, with 3.
90 meals through unsafe utensils this month
Sep 30, 2026 8:00 PM
Utensil set guests notice before dinner starts
Sep 29, 2026 8:01 PM
Your wooden set, extra 10% gone tonight
Sep 29, 2026 4:32 AM
Sep 28, 2026 8:01 PM
What a skeptic cooks their food with
Sep 27, 2026 4:28 AM
We just added $10 to your account
Sep 26, 2026 8:00 PM
The rinse most wooden sets can't pass
Sep 26, 2026 4:27 AM
Most “safe” utensils aren't safe
Sep 26, 2026 12:26 AM
Non-toxic means nothing on a utensil label
Sep 25, 2026 8:02 PM
Your daughter still cooks with toxins
Sep 23, 2026 8:02 PM
You cook from scratch with unsafe utensils
Sep 22, 2026 8:00 PM
Your spatula is melting into dinner
Sep 21, 2026 8:01 PM
Your $10 credit is live, on top of 50% off
Sep 20, 2026 8:00 PM
Rinse your utensils. Watch what comes off.
Sep 19, 2026 8:02 PM
You saw what melts off. You kept cooking.
Sep 18, 2026 8:02 PM
Your bamboo utensils are glued with formaldehyde
Sep 17, 2026 8:00 PM
At 90 she stopped cooking with microplastics
Sep 16, 2026 8:00 PM
You already own enough utensils
Sep 15, 2026 8:02 PM
She didn't buy these for the kitchen
Sep 14, 2026 8:01 PM
Your wooden set, extra 10% gone tonight
Sep 14, 2026 5:54 AM
Her grandkids eat what the utensils leave behind
Sep 12, 2026 8:01 PM
What a skeptic cooks their food with
Sep 12, 2026 5:53 AM
You can't control everything in your kitchen
Sep 11, 2026 8:00 PM
The rinse most wooden sets can't pass
Sep 11, 2026 5:51 AM
Most “safe” utensils aren't safe
Sep 11, 2026 1:50 AM
What made you decide on utensil safety?
Sep 10, 2026 8:00 PM
These utensils aren't getting safer tomorrow
Sep 8, 2026 8:00 PM
Does your family trust what you cook?
Sep 7, 2026 8:01 PM
School started. Same unsafe utensils.
Sep 5, 2026 8:01 PM
Your wooden set, extra 10% gone tonight
Sep 5, 2026 3:22 AM
The utensils price almost stopped Carla, 73
Sep 3, 2026 8:01 PM
What a skeptic cooks their food with
Sep 3, 2026 3:21 AM
You use that spoon three times a day
Sep 2, 2026 8:00 PM
The rinse most wooden sets can't pass
Sep 2, 2026 3:20 AM
Most “safe” utensils aren't safe
Sep 1, 2026 11:19 PM
Melting plastic, cracking coatings, and dinner
Sep 1, 2026 8:03 PM
