Why you're not actually buying weed from us.

Preview text: The DC cannabis model is weird. Let us explain it in 60 seconds.

5 Minute Weed DCMonday, Jul 20, 2026 at 10:05 AM EasternKlaviyo
5 Minute Weed DCWhy you're not actually buying weed from us.
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Why you're not actually buying weed from us.
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The DC cannabis model is weird. Let us explain it in 60 seconds.
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Why you're not actually buying weed from us.
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