What happens if you try to land on Jupiter?

Preview text: No surface. No landing. A very unpleasant descent.

Dork MatterFriday, Nov 6, 2026 at 5:02 AM EasternKlaviyo
Dork MatterWhat happens if you try to land on Jupiter?
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What happens if you try to land on Jupiter?
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No surface. No landing. A very unpleasant descent.
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