Function Health email archive

What role does the pancreas play in overall health?

Oct 30, 2026 10:00 AM

He tracked his PSA for years. He caught prostate cancer at 35.

Oct 28, 2026 8:00 PM

Don’t miss this ‘silent warning’

Oct 23, 2026 10:00 AM

At 38, he tested positive for a cancer signal.

Oct 20, 2026 8:00 PM

She had chest pain at 39. Function helped her find the cause.

Oct 16, 2026 8:00 PM

Magnesium cheat sheet

Oct 16, 2026 10:00 AM

Your Function guides are ready

Oct 9, 2026 10:00 AM

Function Day ends soon.

Oct 7, 2026 5:29 PM

Function Day is here: Get a $70 credit toward membership.

Oct 6, 2026 3:15 PM

What type of magnesium are you taking?

Sep 29, 2026 8:00 PM

1 in 5 people carry this heart risk factor

Sep 22, 2026 8:00 PM

Ends tonight: $50 toward your first year of Function.

Sep 16, 2026 12:02 PM

$50 toward your first year of Function.

Sep 15, 2026 12:02 PM

ChatGPT doesn't know your biomarkers.

Sep 10, 2026 8:00 PM

You haven't unlocked your $120 member benefit yet.

Sep 9, 2026 11:30 AM

It wasn't a lack of discipline.

Sep 7, 2026 8:00 PM

We added something new to Function.

Aug 28, 2026 12:00 PM