we're not sayin we're better than the other candy bars

Preview text: because no one else can do this: 10g protein, 0g sugar, 140 calories

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Hormbles Chormbleswe're not sayin we're better than the other candy bars
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we're not sayin we're better than the other candy bars
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because no one else can do this: 10g protein, 0g sugar, 140 calories
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we're not sayin we're better than the other candy bars
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