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Minor FiguresFriday, Oct 30, 2026 at 7:03 PM EasternKlaviyo
Minor Figures1,500 TARGETS, 2 BARISTA OATS, 0 FRIDGES.
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1,500 TARGETS, 2 BARISTA OATS, 0 FRIDGES.
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NOW AT TARGET NATIONWIDE. ADD US TO THE EVER-GROWING LIST.
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