The Daily Mash subject lines
98 subject lines averaging 65 characters.
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| Sep 1, 2026 9:13 AM | Words for knickers, ranked from unsexy to knob-shrivelling | 58 | Words for knickers, ranked from unsexy to knob-shrivelling Hello, you're getting this… | Sep 1, 2026 9:13 AM · 58 characters. Words for knickers, ranked from unsexy to knob-shrivelling Hello, you're getting this… | |
| Aug 28, 2026 10:41 AM | I loved cuddling all night, says man who ejaculated into sink at 3am | 68 | I loved cuddling all night, says man who ejaculated into sink at 3am Hello, you're getting… | Aug 28, 2026 10:41 AM · 68 characters. I loved cuddling all night, says man who ejaculated into sink at 3am Hello, you're getting… | |
| Aug 27, 2026 9:14 AM | Splash out on hookers, you can't take it with you, says Martin Lewis | 68 | Splash out on hookers, you can't take it with you, says Martin Lewis Hello, you're getting… | Aug 27, 2026 9:14 AM · 68 characters. Splash out on hookers, you can't take it with you, says Martin Lewis Hello, you're getting… | |
| Aug 26, 2026 9:08 AM | Who will present the BBC's woke new Top Gear reboot? | 52 | Who will present the BBC's woke new Top Gear reboot? Hello, you're getting this because… | Aug 26, 2026 9:08 AM · 52 characters. Who will present the BBC's woke new Top Gear reboot? Hello, you're getting this because… | |
| Aug 25, 2026 9:40 AM | Six working-class sex fantasies of middle-class couples | 55 | Six working-class sex fantasies of middle-class couples Hello, you're getting this because… | Aug 25, 2026 9:40 AM · 55 characters. Six working-class sex fantasies of middle-class couples Hello, you're getting this because… | |
| Aug 24, 2026 9:26 AM | Are you a talented sportsman who enjoys getting shitfaced? Why not play cricket | 79 | Are you a talented sportsman who enjoys getting shitfaced? Why not play cricket Hello… | Aug 24, 2026 9:26 AM · 79 characters. Are you a talented sportsman who enjoys getting shitfaced? Why not play cricket Hello… | |
| Aug 21, 2026 10:08 AM | Meghan takes role in EastEnders | 31 | Meghan takes role in EastEnders Hello, you're getting this because you subscribed to the… | Aug 21, 2026 10:08 AM · 31 characters. Meghan takes role in EastEnders Hello, you're getting this because you subscribed to the… | |
| Aug 20, 2026 9:07 AM | 1 the same as A*, teen tells parents | 36 | the same as A*, teen tells parents Hello, you're getting this because you subscribed to… | Aug 20, 2026 9:07 AM · 36 characters. the same as A*, teen tells parents Hello, you're getting this because you subscribed to… | |
| Aug 19, 2026 9:22 AM | Teacher doesn't give a toss what ex-pupil doing now | 51 | Teacher doesn't give a toss what ex-pupil doing now Hello, you're getting this because you… | Aug 19, 2026 9:22 AM · 51 characters. Teacher doesn't give a toss what ex-pupil doing now Hello, you're getting this because you… | |
| Aug 18, 2026 9:45 AM | We visit the five least friendly towns in England to get told to f**k off | 73 | We visit the five least friendly towns in England to get told to f**k off Hello, you're… | Aug 18, 2026 9:45 AM · 73 characters. We visit the five least friendly towns in England to get told to f**k off Hello, you're… | |
| Aug 17, 2026 9:13 AM | Six rain conversations to have with friends, family, total f**king strangers, anyone, this week | 95 | Six rain conversations to have with friends, family, total f**king strangers, anyone, this… | Aug 17, 2026 9:13 AM · 95 characters. Six rain conversations to have with friends, family, total f**king strangers, anyone, this… | |
| Aug 14, 2026 9:07 AM | Why this summer proves, once and for all, that climate change is a hoax | 71 | Why this summer proves, once and for all, that climate change is a hoax Hello, you're… | Aug 14, 2026 9:07 AM · 71 characters. Why this summer proves, once and for all, that climate change is a hoax Hello, you're… | |
| Aug 13, 2026 9:07 AM | Sex with a 25-year-old wasn't creepy when I was 25 so why is it now? | 68 | Sex with a 25-year-old wasn't creepy when I was 25 so why is it now? Hello, you're getting… | Aug 13, 2026 9:07 AM · 68 characters. Sex with a 25-year-old wasn't creepy when I was 25 so why is it now? Hello, you're getting… | |
| Aug 12, 2026 9:12 AM | My one-woman Edinburgh show really sticks it to my middle-class childhood | 73 | My one-woman Edinburgh show really sticks it to my middle-class childhood Hello, you're… | Aug 12, 2026 9:12 AM · 73 characters. My one-woman Edinburgh show really sticks it to my middle-class childhood Hello, you're… | |
| Aug 11, 2026 9:06 AM | Seven reasons why of course everyone judges your f**king tattoos | 64 | Seven reasons why of course everyone judges your f**king tattoos Hello, you're getting… | Aug 11, 2026 9:06 AM · 64 characters. Seven reasons why of course everyone judges your f**king tattoos Hello, you're getting… | |
| Aug 10, 2026 9:21 AM | Five sex positions that mean your relationship is dead | 54 | Five sex positions that mean your relationship is dead Hello, you're getting this because… | Aug 10, 2026 9:21 AM · 54 characters. Five sex positions that mean your relationship is dead Hello, you're getting this because… | |
| Aug 7, 2026 9:08 AM | Five things that should be banned in pubs before vertical drinking | 66 | Five things that should be banned in pubs before vertical drinking Hello, you're getting… | Aug 7, 2026 9:08 AM · 66 characters. Five things that should be banned in pubs before vertical drinking Hello, you're getting… | |
| Aug 6, 2026 9:09 AM | How to be a completely predictable serial fantasist, by Professor Jason Arday | 77 | How to be a completely predictable serial fantasist, by Professor Jason Arday Hello… | Aug 6, 2026 9:09 AM · 77 characters. How to be a completely predictable serial fantasist, by Professor Jason Arday Hello… | |
| Aug 5, 2026 9:51 AM | Travelodge rewards lucky couple with 2am threesome opportunity | 62 | Travelodge rewards lucky couple with 2am threesome opportunity Hello, you're getting this… | Aug 5, 2026 9:51 AM · 62 characters. Travelodge rewards lucky couple with 2am threesome opportunity Hello, you're getting this… | |
| Aug 4, 2026 9:26 AM | Cambridge professor makes so many wild claims he's headhunted by Reform | 71 | Cambridge professor makes so many wild claims he's headhunted by Reform Hello, you're… | Aug 4, 2026 9:26 AM · 71 characters. Cambridge professor makes so many wild claims he's headhunted by Reform Hello, you're… | |
| Aug 3, 2026 9:12 AM | No way of knowing Jared Leto, Johnny Depp and Russell Brand were creepy | 71 | No way of knowing Jared Leto, Johnny Depp and Russell Brand were creepy Hello, you're… | Aug 3, 2026 9:12 AM · 71 characters. No way of knowing Jared Leto, Johnny Depp and Russell Brand were creepy Hello, you're… | |
| Jul 31, 2026 9:21 AM | Seven totally f**king amazing things I am going to do but not right now. By Elon Musk | 85 | Seven totally f**king amazing things I am going to do but not right now. By Elon Musk… | Jul 31, 2026 9:21 AM · 85 characters. Seven totally f**king amazing things I am going to do but not right now. By Elon Musk… | |
| Jul 30, 2026 9:07 AM | Her dad was a mechanic, and other reasons women are allowed to know things in films | 83 | Her dad was a mechanic, and other reasons women are allowed to know things in films Hello… | Jul 30, 2026 9:07 AM · 83 characters. Her dad was a mechanic, and other reasons women are allowed to know things in films Hello… | |
| Jul 29, 2026 9:06 AM | Six good reasons why the hot girl at a gig won't talk to you | 60 | Six good reasons why the hot girl at a gig won't talk to you Hello, you're getting this… | Jul 29, 2026 9:06 AM · 60 characters. Six good reasons why the hot girl at a gig won't talk to you Hello, you're getting this… | |
| Jul 28, 2026 9:09 AM | People who snore are just being shits, say experts | 50 | People who snore are just being shits, say experts Hello, you're getting this because you… | Jul 28, 2026 9:09 AM · 50 characters. People who snore are just being shits, say experts Hello, you're getting this because you… | |
| Jul 27, 2026 9:07 AM | Girlfriend helps with funny anecdote by correcting inaccuracies | 63 | Girlfriend helps with funny anecdote by correcting inaccuracies Hello, you're getting this… | Jul 27, 2026 9:07 AM · 63 characters. Girlfriend helps with funny anecdote by correcting inaccuracies Hello, you're getting this… | |
| Jul 24, 2026 9:08 AM | Six ways to survive having a friend who drags you to shit gigs | 62 | Six ways to survive having a friend who drags you to shit gigs Hello, you're getting this… | Jul 24, 2026 9:08 AM · 62 characters. Six ways to survive having a friend who drags you to shit gigs Hello, you're getting this… | |
| Jul 23, 2026 9:09 AM | Seven f**king obvious problems with AI everyone should have noticed ages ago | 76 | Seven f**king obvious problems with AI everyone should have noticed ages ago Hello, you're… | Jul 23, 2026 9:09 AM · 76 characters. Seven f**king obvious problems with AI everyone should have noticed ages ago Hello, you're… | |
| Jul 22, 2026 9:09 AM | The Fall, and other things about Manchester that were bollocks really | 69 | The Fall, and other things about Manchester that were bollocks really Hello, you're… | Jul 22, 2026 9:09 AM · 69 characters. The Fall, and other things about Manchester that were bollocks really Hello, you're… | |
| Jul 21, 2026 9:14 AM | How I intend to base Britain on the Warhammer universe. By Andy Burnham | 71 | How I intend to base Britain on the Warhammer universe. By Andy Burnham Hello, you're… | Jul 21, 2026 9:14 AM · 71 characters. How I intend to base Britain on the Warhammer universe. By Andy Burnham Hello, you're… | |
| Jul 20, 2026 9:09 AM | Why are middle-aged men okay with pubes? An investigation | 57 | Why are middle-aged men okay with pubes? An investigation Hello, you're getting this… | Jul 20, 2026 9:09 AM · 57 characters. Why are middle-aged men okay with pubes? An investigation Hello, you're getting this… | |
| Jul 17, 2026 9:08 AM | Fit teachers to spend six weeks not being wanked about | 54 | Fit teachers to spend six weeks not being wanked about Hello, you're getting this because… | Jul 17, 2026 9:08 AM · 54 characters. Fit teachers to spend six weeks not being wanked about Hello, you're getting this because… | |
| Jul 16, 2026 9:10 AM | So whose f**king fault was that, then? A Mash investigation | 59 | So whose f**king fault was that, then? A Mash investigation Hello, you're getting this… | Jul 16, 2026 9:10 AM · 59 characters. So whose f**king fault was that, then? A Mash investigation Hello, you're getting this… | |
| Jul 15, 2026 9:09 AM | How to explain being in lingerie if he's not interested | 55 | How to explain being in lingerie if he's not interested Hello, you're getting this because… | Jul 15, 2026 9:09 AM · 55 characters. How to explain being in lingerie if he's not interested Hello, you're getting this because… | |
| Jul 14, 2026 9:15 AM | Middle-aged man can only make major purchases on laptop | 55 | Middle-aged man can only make major purchases on laptop Hello, you're getting this because… | Jul 14, 2026 9:15 AM · 55 characters. Middle-aged man can only make major purchases on laptop Hello, you're getting this because… | |
| Jul 13, 2026 9:16 AM | Romantic story of how grandparents got together creepy and harrowing to modern ears | 83 | Romantic story of how grandparents got together creepy and harrowing to modern ears Hello… | Jul 13, 2026 9:16 AM · 83 characters. Romantic story of how grandparents got together creepy and harrowing to modern ears Hello… | |
| Jul 10, 2026 9:17 AM | England needs a fun celebration making light of its past invading other countries in boats | 90 | England needs a fun celebration making light of its past invading other countries in boats… | Jul 10, 2026 9:17 AM · 90 characters. England needs a fun celebration making light of its past invading other countries in boats… | |
| Jul 9, 2026 9:10 AM | Six political heavyweights challenging Count Binface in the Clacton by-election | 79 | Six political heavyweights challenging Count Binface in the Clacton by-election Hello… | Jul 9, 2026 9:10 AM · 79 characters. Six political heavyweights challenging Count Binface in the Clacton by-election Hello… | |
| Jul 8, 2026 9:17 AM | What exactly is the establishment? A Reform guide | 49 | What exactly is the establishment? A Reform guide Hello, you're getting this because you… | Jul 8, 2026 9:17 AM · 49 characters. What exactly is the establishment? A Reform guide Hello, you're getting this because you… | |
| Jul 7, 2026 9:09 AM | How we'd change the World Cup to make it better, by an American | 63 | How we'd change the World Cup to make it better, by an American Hello, you're getting this… | Jul 7, 2026 9:09 AM · 63 characters. How we'd change the World Cup to make it better, by an American Hello, you're getting this… | |
| Jul 6, 2026 3:02 PM | Thanks for Subscribing to The Daily Mash Headlines | 50 | Thanks for Subscribing to The Daily Mash Headlines Stay tuned for your daily dose of Mash… | Jul 6, 2026 3:02 PM · 50 characters. Thanks for Subscribing to The Daily Mash Headlines Stay tuned for your daily dose of Mash… | |
| Jul 6, 2026 10:14 AM | Madonna, and other acts whose schtick hasn't aged well | 54 | Madonna, and other acts whose schtick hasn't aged well Hello, you're getting this because… | Jul 6, 2026 10:14 AM · 54 characters. Madonna, and other acts whose schtick hasn't aged well Hello, you're getting this because… | |
| Jul 3, 2026 9:11 AM | Am I opening until 5am on Monday? F**k off. By your local pub | 61 | Am I opening until 5am on Monday? F**k off. By your local pub Hello, you're getting this… | Jul 3, 2026 9:11 AM · 61 characters. Am I opening until 5am on Monday? F**k off. By your local pub Hello, you're getting this… | |
| Jul 2, 2026 9:10 AM | England squad has makings of world class five-a-side team | 57 | England squad has makings of world class five-a-side team Hello, you're getting this… | Jul 2, 2026 9:10 AM · 57 characters. England squad has makings of world class five-a-side team Hello, you're getting this… | |
| Jul 1, 2026 9:15 AM | Older co-workers making baffling references to Um Bongo | 55 | Older co-workers making baffling references to Um Bongo Hello, you're getting this because… | Jul 1, 2026 9:15 AM · 55 characters. Older co-workers making baffling references to Um Bongo Hello, you're getting this because… | |
| Jun 30, 2026 9:16 AM | 19 Northern cliches to employ when discussing Andy Burnham, for Southerners who've never been there | 99 | Northern cliches to employ when discussing Andy Burnham, for Southerners who've never been… | Jun 30, 2026 9:16 AM · 99 characters. Northern cliches to employ when discussing Andy Burnham, for Southerners who've never been… | |
| Jun 29, 2026 9:12 AM | How to cope with your child's teacher being a Gen Z wanker | 58 | How to cope with your child's teacher being a Gen Z wanker Hello, you're getting this… | Jun 29, 2026 9:12 AM · 58 characters. How to cope with your child's teacher being a Gen Z wanker Hello, you're getting this… | |
| Jun 26, 2026 1:41 PM | Thanks for Subscribing to The Daily Mash Headlines | 50 | Thanks for Subscribing to The Daily Mash Headlines Stay tuned for your daily dose of Mash… | Jun 26, 2026 1:41 PM · 50 characters. Thanks for Subscribing to The Daily Mash Headlines Stay tuned for your daily dose of Mash… |
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