The Daily Mash subject lines
95 subject lines averaging 64 characters.
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| Nov 3, 2026 9:15 AM | Martha Stewart, and six other US stars who do not translate | 59 | Martha Stewart, and six other US stars who do not translate Hello, you're getting this… | Nov 3, 2026 9:15 AM · 59 characters. Martha Stewart, and six other US stars who do not translate Hello, you're getting this… | |
| Nov 2, 2026 9:24 AM | Five levels of denial of the adult male still in a band | 55 | Five levels of denial of the adult male still in a band Hello, you're getting this because… | Nov 2, 2026 9:24 AM · 55 characters. Five levels of denial of the adult male still in a band Hello, you're getting this because… | |
| Oct 30, 2026 10:12 AM | How to be outraged about the Oxford Street pedestrianisation even if you live in Wigan | 86 | How to be outraged about the Oxford Street pedestrianisation even if you live in Wigan… | Oct 30, 2026 10:12 AM · 86 characters. How to be outraged about the Oxford Street pedestrianisation even if you live in Wigan… | |
| Oct 29, 2026 10:07 AM | Finger sucking, and other unpleasant experiences men think are turning you on | 77 | Finger sucking, and other unpleasant experiences men think are turning you on Hello… | Oct 29, 2026 10:07 AM · 77 characters. Finger sucking, and other unpleasant experiences men think are turning you on Hello… | |
| Oct 28, 2026 10:15 AM | Londoner could maybe have affair in six months | 46 | Londoner could maybe have affair in six months Hello, you're getting this because you… | Oct 28, 2026 10:15 AM · 46 characters. Londoner could maybe have affair in six months Hello, you're getting this because you… | |
| Oct 27, 2026 10:19 AM | How to pull a female police officer at 2am, by a pissed chancer | 63 | How to pull a female police officer at 2am, by a pissed chancer Hello, you're getting this… | Oct 27, 2026 10:19 AM · 63 characters. How to pull a female police officer at 2am, by a pissed chancer Hello, you're getting this… | |
| Oct 26, 2026 10:08 AM | Getting pegged, and other perils of sex with a younger woman | 60 | Getting pegged, and other perils of sex with a younger woman Hello, you're getting this… | Oct 26, 2026 10:08 AM · 60 characters. Getting pegged, and other perils of sex with a younger woman Hello, you're getting this… | |
| Oct 23, 2026 9:08 AM | Next successful BBC spin-off to be Celebrity Strictly | 53 | Next successful BBC spin-off to be Celebrity Strictly Hello, you're getting this because… | Oct 23, 2026 9:08 AM · 53 characters. Next successful BBC spin-off to be Celebrity Strictly Hello, you're getting this because… | |
| Oct 22, 2026 9:11 AM | Five sex positions that will help you find your missing earbud | 62 | Five sex positions that will help you find your missing earbud Hello, you're getting this… | Oct 22, 2026 9:11 AM · 62 characters. Five sex positions that will help you find your missing earbud Hello, you're getting this… | |
| Oct 21, 2026 9:06 AM | No-one has ever talked about fanny hammers until me, now. By Lily Allen | 71 | No-one has ever talked about fanny hammers until me, now. By Lily Allen Hello, you're… | Oct 21, 2026 9:06 AM · 71 characters. No-one has ever talked about fanny hammers until me, now. By Lily Allen Hello, you're… | |
| Oct 20, 2026 9:22 AM | You're not brave enough to confront us, laugh train twats playing TikToks | 73 | You're not brave enough to confront us, laugh train twats playing TikToks Hello, you're… | Oct 20, 2026 9:22 AM · 73 characters. You're not brave enough to confront us, laugh train twats playing TikToks Hello, you're… | |
| Oct 19, 2026 9:18 AM | Woman laments 'weird' crush on successful attractive wealthy comedian James Acaster | 83 | Woman laments 'weird' crush on successful attractive wealthy comedian James Acaster Hello… | Oct 19, 2026 9:18 AM · 83 characters. Woman laments 'weird' crush on successful attractive wealthy comedian James Acaster Hello… | |
| Oct 16, 2026 9:07 AM | Men disappointed not all mathematicians are hot | 47 | Men disappointed not all mathematicians are hot Hello, you're getting this because you… | Oct 16, 2026 9:07 AM · 47 characters. Men disappointed not all mathematicians are hot Hello, you're getting this because you… | |
| Oct 15, 2026 9:10 AM | How to arouse a man with a blatantly made-up story of your sexual past | 70 | How to arouse a man with a blatantly made-up story of your sexual past Hello, you're… | Oct 15, 2026 9:10 AM · 70 characters. How to arouse a man with a blatantly made-up story of your sexual past Hello, you're… | |
| Oct 14, 2026 9:06 AM | I'm 45 with £900,000 in my pension. Should I retire early or did I just want you to know that? | 94 | I'm 45 with £900,000 in my pension. Should I retire early or did I just want you to know… | Oct 14, 2026 9:06 AM · 94 characters. I'm 45 with £900,000 in my pension. Should I retire early or did I just want you to know… | |
| Oct 13, 2026 9:09 AM | Man unable to answer Only Connect questions because Victoria Coren is on screen | 79 | Man unable to answer Only Connect questions because Victoria Coren is on screen Hello… | Oct 13, 2026 9:09 AM · 79 characters. Man unable to answer Only Connect questions because Victoria Coren is on screen Hello… | |
| Oct 12, 2026 9:09 AM | Stunned team staggers out of two-hour meeting with no clue what happened in there | 81 | Stunned team staggers out of two-hour meeting with no clue what happened in there Hello… | Oct 12, 2026 9:09 AM · 81 characters. Stunned team staggers out of two-hour meeting with no clue what happened in there Hello… | |
| Oct 9, 2026 9:08 AM | Concept of evil Hannah Fry pushes middle-aged men over the edge | 63 | Concept of evil Hannah Fry pushes middle-aged men over the edge Hello, you're getting this… | Oct 9, 2026 9:08 AM · 63 characters. Concept of evil Hannah Fry pushes middle-aged men over the edge Hello, you're getting this… | |
| Oct 9, 2026 4:26 AM | Thanks for Subscribing to The Daily Mash Headlines | 50 | Thanks for Subscribing to The Daily Mash Headlines Stay tuned for your daily dose of Mash… | Oct 9, 2026 4:26 AM · 50 characters. Thanks for Subscribing to The Daily Mash Headlines Stay tuned for your daily dose of Mash… | |
| Oct 8, 2026 9:15 AM | How to make the difficult choice between the Tories, Reform and Restore: A guide for bastards | 93 | How to make the difficult choice between the Tories, Reform and Restore: A guide for… | Oct 8, 2026 9:15 AM · 93 characters. How to make the difficult choice between the Tories, Reform and Restore: A guide for… | |
| Oct 7, 2026 9:21 AM | What your boyfriend is thinking while Sense and Sensibility is on | 65 | What your boyfriend is thinking while Sense and Sensibility is on Hello, you're getting… | Oct 7, 2026 9:21 AM · 65 characters. What your boyfriend is thinking while Sense and Sensibility is on Hello, you're getting… | |
| Oct 6, 2026 9:10 AM | Perfecting nuclear fusion, and other ways to pull Hannah Fry | 60 | Perfecting nuclear fusion, and other ways to pull Hannah Fry Hello, you're getting this… | Oct 6, 2026 9:10 AM · 60 characters. Perfecting nuclear fusion, and other ways to pull Hannah Fry Hello, you're getting this… | |
| Oct 5, 2026 9:14 AM | How to get Olivia Colman's middle-aged pissed-off done-with-this-f**king-catwalk look | 85 | How to get Olivia Colman's middle-aged pissed-off done-with-this-f**king-catwalk look… | Oct 5, 2026 9:14 AM · 85 characters. How to get Olivia Colman's middle-aged pissed-off done-with-this-f**king-catwalk look… | |
| Oct 2, 2026 9:07 AM | Thanks for f**king up our only good show, BBC tells Richard E Grant | 67 | Thanks for f**king up our only good show, BBC tells Richard E Grant Hello, you're getting… | Oct 2, 2026 9:07 AM · 67 characters. Thanks for f**king up our only good show, BBC tells Richard E Grant Hello, you're getting… | |
| Oct 1, 2026 9:11 AM | Seven surprising benefits of rejoining the EU for Brexiters | 59 | Seven surprising benefits of rejoining the EU for Brexiters Hello, you're getting this… | Oct 1, 2026 9:11 AM · 59 characters. Seven surprising benefits of rejoining the EU for Brexiters Hello, you're getting this… | |
| Sep 30, 2026 9:06 AM | 'F**k it, the old bastards all vote Reform anyway' | 50 | 'F**k it, the old bastards all vote Reform anyway' Hello, you're getting this because you… | Sep 30, 2026 9:06 AM · 50 characters. 'F**k it, the old bastards all vote Reform anyway' Hello, you're getting this because you… | |
| Sep 29, 2026 9:13 AM | Those are the bad guys, say Americans with no knowledge of British farce | 72 | Those are the bad guys, say Americans with no knowledge of British farce Hello, you're… | Sep 29, 2026 9:13 AM · 72 characters. Those are the bad guys, say Americans with no knowledge of British farce Hello, you're… | |
| Sep 28, 2026 9:15 AM | Six children's names that mean you are truly working class | 58 | Six children's names that mean you are truly working class Hello, you're getting this… | Sep 28, 2026 9:15 AM · 58 characters. Six children's names that mean you are truly working class Hello, you're getting this… | |
| Sep 25, 2026 9:09 AM | Man nostalgic for softcore porn | 31 | Man nostalgic for softcore porn Hello, you're getting this because you subscribed to the… | Sep 25, 2026 9:09 AM · 31 characters. Man nostalgic for softcore porn Hello, you're getting this because you subscribed to the… | |
| Sep 24, 2026 9:09 AM | Five jobs hot people shouldn't be allowed to do | 47 | Five jobs hot people shouldn't be allowed to do Hello, you're getting this because you… | Sep 24, 2026 9:09 AM · 47 characters. Five jobs hot people shouldn't be allowed to do Hello, you're getting this because you… | |
| Sep 23, 2026 9:06 AM | Six fun workplace grudges to carry you through the week | 55 | Six fun workplace grudges to carry you through the week Hello, you're getting this because… | Sep 23, 2026 9:06 AM · 55 characters. Six fun workplace grudges to carry you through the week Hello, you're getting this because… | |
| Sep 22, 2026 9:15 AM | 18 innuendos Nigella will use on tonight's Bake Off alone | 57 | innuendos Nigella will use on tonight's Bake Off alone Hello, you're getting this because… | Sep 22, 2026 9:15 AM · 57 characters. innuendos Nigella will use on tonight's Bake Off alone Hello, you're getting this because… | |
| Sep 21, 2026 9:18 AM | Six people who annoy all the right people but are still dicks | 61 | Six people who annoy all the right people but are still dicks Hello, you're getting this… | Sep 21, 2026 9:18 AM · 61 characters. Six people who annoy all the right people but are still dicks Hello, you're getting this… | |
| Sep 18, 2026 9:08 AM | I was getting blown when I heard the news, says King | 52 | I was getting blown when I heard the news, says King Hello, you're getting this because… | Sep 18, 2026 9:08 AM · 52 characters. I was getting blown when I heard the news, says King Hello, you're getting this because… | |
| Sep 17, 2026 9:11 AM | Seven legitimately insane thoughts you have when taking a day off sick | 70 | Seven legitimately insane thoughts you have when taking a day off sick Hello, you're… | Sep 17, 2026 9:11 AM · 70 characters. Seven legitimately insane thoughts you have when taking a day off sick Hello, you're… | |
| Sep 16, 2026 9:14 AM | Sussexes' children leave school after Meghan gate catfight | 58 | Sussexes' children leave school after Meghan gate catfight Hello, you're getting this… | Sep 16, 2026 9:14 AM · 58 characters. Sussexes' children leave school after Meghan gate catfight Hello, you're getting this… | |
| Sep 15, 2026 10:36 AM | Our self-obsessed gripes about townies, by country folk | 55 | Our self-obsessed gripes about townies, by country folk Hello, you're getting this because… | Sep 15, 2026 10:36 AM · 55 characters. Our self-obsessed gripes about townies, by country folk Hello, you're getting this because… | |
| Sep 14, 2026 9:07 AM | Goth girlfriend miserable in practice | 37 | Goth girlfriend miserable in practice Hello, you're getting this because you subscribed to… | Sep 14, 2026 9:07 AM · 37 characters. Goth girlfriend miserable in practice Hello, you're getting this because you subscribed to… | |
| Sep 11, 2026 9:13 AM | Ever since I was a small child, I have known the evil of the RNLI | 65 | Ever since I was a small child, I have known the evil of the RNLI Hello, you're getting… | Sep 11, 2026 9:13 AM · 65 characters. Ever since I was a small child, I have known the evil of the RNLI Hello, you're getting… | |
| Sep 10, 2026 9:09 AM | Six harsh realities of not living with your parents that freshers will soon face | 80 | Six harsh realities of not living with your parents that freshers will soon face Hello… | Sep 10, 2026 9:09 AM · 80 characters. Six harsh realities of not living with your parents that freshers will soon face Hello… | |
| Sep 9, 2026 9:10 AM | What my Christian faith means to me. By a masked boat protestor | 63 | What my Christian faith means to me. By a masked boat protestor Hello, you're getting this… | Sep 9, 2026 9:10 AM · 63 characters. What my Christian faith means to me. By a masked boat protestor Hello, you're getting this… | |
| Sep 8, 2026 9:17 AM | Eton gets me away from the constant screaming rows, says George | 63 | Eton gets me away from the constant screaming rows, says George Hello, you're getting this… | Sep 8, 2026 9:17 AM · 63 characters. Eton gets me away from the constant screaming rows, says George Hello, you're getting this… | |
| Sep 7, 2026 9:12 AM | Maldives were disappointment after three weeks in Tonga, electrician casually mentions | 86 | Maldives were disappointment after three weeks in Tonga, electrician casually mentions… | Sep 7, 2026 9:12 AM · 86 characters. Maldives were disappointment after three weeks in Tonga, electrician casually mentions… | |
| Sep 4, 2026 9:10 AM | Argentina warned it will be disappointed by Falklands | 53 | Argentina warned it will be disappointed by Falklands Hello, you're getting this because… | Sep 4, 2026 9:10 AM · 53 characters. Argentina warned it will be disappointed by Falklands Hello, you're getting this because… | |
| Sep 3, 2026 9:26 AM | Posh Scottish people officially hilarious | 41 | Posh Scottish people officially hilarious Hello, you're getting this because you… | Sep 3, 2026 9:26 AM · 41 characters. Posh Scottish people officially hilarious Hello, you're getting this because you… | |
| Sep 2, 2026 9:14 AM | Why predictions Brexit would damage the UK's economy were wrong even though they've happened | 92 | Why predictions Brexit would damage the UK's economy were wrong even though they've… | Sep 2, 2026 9:14 AM · 92 characters. Why predictions Brexit would damage the UK's economy were wrong even though they've… | |
| Sep 1, 2026 2:03 PM | Woman spends more than intended after visiting sex shop horny | 61 | Woman spends more than intended after visiting sex shop horny Hello, you're getting this… | Sep 1, 2026 2:03 PM · 61 characters. Woman spends more than intended after visiting sex shop horny Hello, you're getting this… | |
| Sep 1, 2026 9:13 AM | Words for knickers, ranked from unsexy to knob-shrivelling | 58 | Words for knickers, ranked from unsexy to knob-shrivelling Hello, you're getting this… | Sep 1, 2026 9:13 AM · 58 characters. Words for knickers, ranked from unsexy to knob-shrivelling Hello, you're getting this… | |
| Aug 28, 2026 10:41 AM | I loved cuddling all night, says man who ejaculated into sink at 3am | 68 | I loved cuddling all night, says man who ejaculated into sink at 3am Hello, you're getting… | Aug 28, 2026 10:41 AM · 68 characters. I loved cuddling all night, says man who ejaculated into sink at 3am Hello, you're getting… | |
| Aug 27, 2026 9:14 AM | Splash out on hookers, you can't take it with you, says Martin Lewis | 68 | Splash out on hookers, you can't take it with you, says Martin Lewis Hello, you're getting… | Aug 27, 2026 9:14 AM · 68 characters. Splash out on hookers, you can't take it with you, says Martin Lewis Hello, you're getting… |
Based on 95 emails received from Jun 26 to Nov 3, 2026. Times in US Eastern. How we collect