"Doctor, make me a pill that makes me poop"

Preview text: A patient said that to me in the 1990s. I took him at his word.

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Vitality Cycles"Doctor, make me a pill that makes me poop"

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Subject: "Doctor, make me a pill that makes me poop"
Preview text: A patient said that to me in the 1990s. I took him at his word.
From: info@vitalitycycles.com
Brand: Vitality Cycles
ESP: Klaviyo
Sent: Thu Oct 22, 2026, 8:01 AM ET
Sent to: digestionsecrets.com, vitalitycycles.com
Size: 50 KB
Images: 3
Links: 3, 2 of them buttons
Subject length: 43 characters

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From: Dr. Jennifer Daniels <[email protected]>
Subject: "Doctor, make me a pill that makes me poop"
Date: Thu, 22 Oct 2026 12:01:07 +0000
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