my eye is swollen and I'm still writing this

Preview text: one of y'all's toddlers poops like the dogs 96 plus: the candles are back, and a tour…

Matt MathewsThursday, Oct 15, 2026 at 5:07 PM EasternKlaviyo
Matt Mathewsmy eye is swollen and I'm still writing this
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my eye is swollen and I'm still writing this
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one of y'all's toddlers poops like the dogs 96 plus: the candles are back, and a tour…
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