Woodsen email archive
112 emails from July 2026 to October 2026. Emails without a picture are listed on their month's page.
October 2026 43 emails
View all186 meals through your toxic utensils
Oct 30, 2026 10:00 AM
Everything the Halloween code gets you
Oct 29, 2026 8:00 PM
The rinse most wooden sets can't pass
Oct 29, 2026 4:54 PM
Most “safe” utensils aren't safe
Oct 29, 2026 12:53 PM
Soap can't reach into a nicked spatula
Oct 29, 2026 10:02 AM
What a skeptic cooks their food with
Oct 29, 2026 2:49 AM
🎃 Halloween treat: extra 10% off your utensil set
Oct 28, 2026 8:00 PM
The rinse most wooden sets can't pass
Oct 28, 2026 2:48 AM
Most “safe” utensils aren't safe
Oct 27, 2026 10:47 PM
Where does the missing plastic go?
Oct 27, 2026 8:02 PM
Too old to replace the spatula?
Oct 25, 2026 8:02 PM
New kitchen vs old toxic utensils
Oct 23, 2026 8:01 PM
You replaced the pans. Not the spatula.
Oct 22, 2026 8:02 PM
Your bamboo spoon is glued-together grass
Oct 21, 2026 8:02 PM
Every utensil brand says safe. Who checked?
Oct 20, 2026 8:00 PM
The toxic fork in your mother's lunch
Oct 19, 2026 8:01 PM
Who’s still cooking with melting plastic?
Oct 18, 2026 8:00 PM
Catch a toxic-coated utensil in one rinse
Oct 17, 2026 10:46 PM
Flame retardants found in black plastic utensils
Oct 17, 2026 8:00 PM
Last chance to feed them safe for 50% less
Oct 17, 2026 5:32 PM
Something unwanted is getting into your food
Oct 16, 2026 10:45 PM
Your utensils are the part you control
Oct 16, 2026 8:00 PM
Catch a toxic-coated utensil in one rinse
Oct 16, 2026 3:12 PM
Welcome, You just made the safest switch.
Oct 15, 2026 10:44 PM
You own 20 utensils. 7 do everything.
Oct 15, 2026 8:00 PM
Something unwanted is getting into your food
Oct 15, 2026 3:08 PM
What's still bothering you in your kitchen?
Oct 14, 2026 8:03 PM
Welcome, You just made the safest switch.
Oct 14, 2026 3:05 PM
Your wooden set, extra 10% gone tonight
Oct 14, 2026 4:26 AM
Final window: extra 10% off acacia utensils
Oct 13, 2026 8:01 PM
24 hours left on your extra 10% Woodsen
Oct 12, 2026 8:01 PM
What a skeptic cooks their food with
Oct 12, 2026 4:25 AM
The rinse most wooden sets can't pass
Oct 11, 2026 4:24 AM
Most “safe” utensils aren't safe
Oct 11, 2026 12:23 AM
You've been meaning to replace those utensils
Oct 10, 2026 8:00 PM
Your grandkids eat what your utensils shed
Oct 9, 2026 8:01 PM
Rosemary stopped buying utensils every few years
Oct 8, 2026 8:00 PM
Long simmers soften plastic into your soup
Oct 7, 2026 8:00 PM
One rinse shows what toxin your spoon sheds
Oct 6, 2026 8:00 PM
A plastics insider replaced her plastic utensils
Oct 5, 2026 8:01 PM
Your spatula's frayed edges went into dinner
Oct 4, 2026 8:02 PM
Silicone was your safe switch. It's chipping.
Oct 3, 2026 8:01 PM
Your utensils look fine? That's the problem.
Oct 2, 2026 8:02 PM
September 2026 36 emails
View all90 meals through unsafe utensils this month
Sep 30, 2026 8:00 PM
Utensil set guests notice before dinner starts
Sep 29, 2026 8:01 PM
Your wooden set, extra 10% gone tonight
Sep 29, 2026 4:32 AM
Sep 28, 2026 8:01 PM
What a skeptic cooks their food with
Sep 27, 2026 4:28 AM















































