Woodsen email archive

Your grandkids eat what your utensils shed

Oct 9, 2026 8:01 PM

Rosemary stopped buying utensils every few years

Oct 8, 2026 8:00 PM

Long simmers soften plastic into your soup

Oct 7, 2026 8:00 PM

One rinse shows what toxin your spoon sheds

Oct 6, 2026 8:00 PM

A plastics insider replaced her plastic utensils

Oct 5, 2026 8:01 PM

Your spatula's frayed edges went into dinner

Oct 4, 2026 8:02 PM

Silicone was your safe switch. It's chipping.

Oct 3, 2026 8:01 PM

Your utensils look fine? That's the problem.

Oct 2, 2026 8:02 PM

90 meals through unsafe utensils this month

Sep 30, 2026 8:00 PM

Utensil set guests notice before dinner starts

Sep 29, 2026 8:01 PM

Your wooden set, extra 10% gone tonight

Sep 29, 2026 4:32 AM

Your extra $10 is expiring

Sep 28, 2026 8:01 PM

What a skeptic cooks their food with

Sep 27, 2026 4:28 AM

We just added $10 to your account

Sep 26, 2026 8:00 PM

The rinse most wooden sets can't pass

Sep 26, 2026 4:27 AM

Most “safe” utensils aren't safe

Sep 26, 2026 12:26 AM

Non-toxic means nothing on a utensil label

Sep 25, 2026 8:02 PM

Your daughter still cooks with toxins

Sep 23, 2026 8:02 PM

You cook from scratch with unsafe utensils

Sep 22, 2026 8:00 PM

Your spatula is melting into dinner

Sep 21, 2026 8:01 PM

Your $10 credit is live, on top of 50% off

Sep 20, 2026 8:00 PM

Rinse your utensils. Watch what comes off.

Sep 19, 2026 8:02 PM

You saw what melts off. You kept cooking.

Sep 18, 2026 8:02 PM

Your bamboo utensils are glued with formaldehyde

Sep 17, 2026 8:00 PM

At 90 she stopped cooking with microplastics

Sep 16, 2026 8:00 PM

You already own enough utensils

Sep 15, 2026 8:02 PM

She didn't buy these for the kitchen

Sep 14, 2026 8:01 PM

Your wooden set, extra 10% gone tonight

Sep 14, 2026 5:54 AM

Her grandkids eat what the utensils leave behind

Sep 12, 2026 8:01 PM

What a skeptic cooks their food with

Sep 12, 2026 5:53 AM

You can't control everything in your kitchen

Sep 11, 2026 8:00 PM

The rinse most wooden sets can't pass

Sep 11, 2026 5:51 AM

Most “safe” utensils aren't safe

Sep 11, 2026 1:50 AM

What made you decide on utensil safety?

Sep 10, 2026 8:00 PM

These utensils aren't getting safer tomorrow

Sep 8, 2026 8:00 PM

Does your family trust what you cook?

Sep 7, 2026 8:01 PM

School started. Same unsafe utensils.

Sep 5, 2026 8:01 PM

Your wooden set, extra 10% gone tonight

Sep 5, 2026 3:22 AM

The utensils price almost stopped Carla, 73

Sep 3, 2026 8:01 PM

What a skeptic cooks their food with

Sep 3, 2026 3:21 AM

You use that spoon three times a day

Sep 2, 2026 8:00 PM

The rinse most wooden sets can't pass

Sep 2, 2026 3:20 AM

Most “safe” utensils aren't safe

Sep 1, 2026 11:19 PM

Melting plastic, cracking coatings, and dinner

Sep 1, 2026 8:03 PM

Don’t carry unsafe utensils into September

Aug 31, 2026 8:00 PM

Keep melting plastic out of Labor Day dinner

Aug 30, 2026 8:01 PM

Why Woodsen utensils cost more

Aug 29, 2026 8:02 PM

Sarah stopped trusting utensil labels

Aug 28, 2026 8:00 PM