Dollar Shave Club emails, September 2026

The prep scrub is the good part.

Sep 30, 2026 7:05 PM

Five bucks. Yes, for all of it.

Sep 30, 2026 11:31 AM

Flip a coin. Both are 78% off.

Sep 29, 2026 7:03 PM

$1.99. That's basically the whole email.

Sep 29, 2026 12:30 PM

Eight razors. One decision.

Sep 28, 2026 7:02 PM

Legs, pits, bits. One box.

Sep 28, 2026 12:30 PM

Half price, full buzz.

Sep 27, 2026 12:03 PM

$4.99 today. That is 82% off.

Sep 26, 2026 11:00 PM

Five things for $4.99. We counted twice.

Sep 26, 2026 12:06 PM

Hit checkout.

Sep 25, 2026 11:06 PM

Every curve covered. Not every dollar.

Sep 25, 2026 8:01 PM

Yes, that price is on purpose.

Sep 25, 2026 12:04 PM

Half-browsed, half-shaved… tragic.

Sep 24, 2026 11:05 PM

The handle is actual metal.

Sep 24, 2026 8:32 PM

The pink tax just lost 82%.

Sep 24, 2026 12:00 PM

85% off, and nobody argues.

Sep 23, 2026 10:00 PM

$4.99 buys the whole shower.

Sep 23, 2026 12:31 PM

$3.99 buys three things. Somehow.

Sep 22, 2026 9:03 PM

$4.99 today. That is 82% off.

Sep 22, 2026 11:30 AM

$3.99 is not the shipping fee.

Sep 21, 2026 7:06 PM

Two kits, one sink, 85% off.

Sep 21, 2026 12:31 PM

You have been meaning to get a trimmer.

Sep 20, 2026 11:00 PM

$1.99 does not mean single use.

Sep 20, 2026 12:05 PM

86% off. The number is correct.

Sep 19, 2026 11:00 PM

$4.99 and the box is still full.

Sep 19, 2026 12:03 PM

89% off. That is not a typo.

Sep 18, 2026 8:03 PM

The code is BUZZ50. The rest is easy.

Sep 18, 2026 12:45 PM

Eight razors, a handle, a bottle of oil.

Sep 17, 2026 8:31 PM

We priced this one wrong. On purpose.

Sep 17, 2026 12:03 PM

Count what you get for $3.99.

Sep 16, 2026 10:01 PM

This one got out of hand.

Sep 16, 2026 12:30 PM

The whole routine is six items.

Sep 15, 2026 9:01 PM

Be honest about that cartridge.

Sep 15, 2026 12:04 PM

Try spending $1.99 worse than this.

Sep 14, 2026 9:30 PM

About that $3.99 kit...

Sep 14, 2026 3:36 PM

Your legs have been improvising.

Sep 14, 2026 11:30 AM

We ran out of room in the box.

Sep 13, 2026 7:05 PM

$4.99. We would round up but we cannot.

Sep 13, 2026 11:00 AM

The whole set is $4.99. Not one item.

Sep 12, 2026 7:00 PM

The $3.99 shave kit's still on the table

Sep 12, 2026 3:35 PM

More pieces than dollars.

Sep 12, 2026 11:06 AM

The handle is heavier than the price.

Sep 11, 2026 6:31 PM

Cheaper than the coffee you are holding.

Sep 11, 2026 11:02 AM

This one has no math in it.

Sep 10, 2026 9:30 PM

Ten pieces for $4.99.

Sep 10, 2026 11:30 AM

Get $10 Off Electrics Before Things Power Down

Sep 9, 2026 9:30 PM

Watt could be better than this

Sep 9, 2026 3:34 PM

Last call on the two-fifty kits.

Sep 9, 2026 11:03 AM

89% off, and nobody has stopped us yet

Sep 8, 2026 10:01 PM

$4.99 for ten things

Sep 8, 2026 11:45 AM

It sounds tougher than it costs.

Sep 7, 2026 9:33 PM

Sending this on a holiday feels wrong.

Sep 7, 2026 11:08 AM

Labor Day sales do not usually go this far.

Sep 6, 2026 10:00 PM

Nothing left to add to this one.

Sep 6, 2026 7:01 PM

We paid these guys nothing.

Sep 6, 2026 3:33 PM

This kit should not cost $2.99.

Sep 5, 2026 7:05 PM

We are losing money on this one.

Sep 5, 2026 11:01 AM

$1.99 and we still put a scrub in it.

Sep 4, 2026 7:05 PM

Commitment issues? You'll fit right in.

Sep 4, 2026 3:32 PM

The other guys charge more for one razor.

Sep 4, 2026 11:32 AM

Welcome. We owe you an explanation.

Sep 3, 2026 8:43 AM