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The Daily Mash emails, July 2026

24 emails in July 2026. The busiest day was Monday, Jul 6, with 2.

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Jul 31, 2026 9:21 AMSeven totally f**king amazing things I am going to do but not right now. By Elon Musk
Jul 30, 2026 9:07 AMHer dad was a mechanic, and other reasons women are allowed to know things in films
Jul 29, 2026 9:06 AMSix good reasons why the hot girl at a gig won't talk to you
Jul 28, 2026 9:09 AMPeople who snore are just being shits, say experts
Jul 27, 2026 9:07 AMGirlfriend helps with funny anecdote by correcting inaccuracies
Jul 24, 2026 9:08 AMSix ways to survive having a friend who drags you to shit gigs
Jul 23, 2026 9:09 AMSeven f**king obvious problems with AI everyone should have noticed ages ago
Jul 22, 2026 9:09 AMThe Fall, and other things about Manchester that were bollocks really
Jul 21, 2026 9:14 AMHow I intend to base Britain on the Warhammer universe. By Andy Burnham
Jul 20, 2026 9:09 AMWhy are middle-aged men okay with pubes? An investigation
Jul 17, 2026 9:08 AMFit teachers to spend six weeks not being wanked about
Jul 16, 2026 9:10 AMSo whose f**king fault was that, then? A Mash investigation
Jul 15, 2026 9:09 AMHow to explain being in lingerie if he's not interested
Jul 14, 2026 9:15 AMMiddle-aged man can only make major purchases on laptop
Jul 13, 2026 9:16 AMRomantic story of how grandparents got together creepy and harrowing to modern ears
Jul 10, 2026 9:17 AMEngland needs a fun celebration making light of its past invading other countries in boats
Jul 9, 2026 9:10 AMSix political heavyweights challenging Count Binface in the Clacton by-election
Jul 8, 2026 9:17 AMWhat exactly is the establishment? A Reform guide
Jul 7, 2026 9:09 AMHow we'd change the World Cup to make it better, by an American
Jul 6, 2026 3:02 PMThanks for Subscribing to The Daily Mash Headlines
Jul 6, 2026 10:14 AMMadonna, and other acts whose schtick hasn't aged well
Jul 3, 2026 9:11 AMAm I opening until 5am on Monday? F**k off. By your local pub
Jul 2, 2026 9:10 AMEngland squad has makings of world class five-a-side team
Jul 1, 2026 9:15 AMOlder co-workers making baffling references to Um Bongo
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