The Daily Mash emails, October 2026
23 emails in October 2026. The busiest day was Friday, Oct 9, with 2.
How to be outraged about the Oxford Street pedestrianisation even if you live in Wigan
Oct 30, 2026 10:12 AM
Finger sucking, and other unpleasant experiences men think are turning you on
Oct 29, 2026 10:07 AM
Londoner could maybe have affair in six months
Oct 28, 2026 10:15 AM
How to pull a female police officer at 2am, by a pissed chancer
Oct 27, 2026 10:19 AM
Getting pegged, and other perils of sex with a younger woman
Oct 26, 2026 10:08 AM
Next successful BBC spin-off to be Celebrity Strictly
Oct 23, 2026 9:08 AM
Five sex positions that will help you find your missing earbud
Oct 22, 2026 9:11 AM
No-one has ever talked about fanny hammers until me, now. By Lily Allen
Oct 21, 2026 9:06 AM
You're not brave enough to confront us, laugh train twats playing TikToks
Oct 20, 2026 9:22 AM
Woman laments 'weird' crush on successful attractive wealthy comedian James Acaster
Oct 19, 2026 9:18 AM
Men disappointed not all mathematicians are hot
Oct 16, 2026 9:07 AM
How to arouse a man with a blatantly made-up story of your sexual past
Oct 15, 2026 9:10 AM
I'm 45 with £900,000 in my pension. Should I retire early or did I just want you to know that?
Oct 14, 2026 9:06 AM
Man unable to answer Only Connect questions because Victoria Coren is on screen
Oct 13, 2026 9:09 AM
Stunned team staggers out of two-hour meeting with no clue what happened in there
Oct 12, 2026 9:09 AM
Concept of evil Hannah Fry pushes middle-aged men over the edge
Oct 9, 2026 9:08 AM
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Oct 9, 2026 4:26 AM
How to make the difficult choice between the Tories, Reform and Restore: A guide for bastards
Oct 8, 2026 9:15 AM
What your boyfriend is thinking while Sense and Sensibility is on
Oct 7, 2026 9:21 AM
Perfecting nuclear fusion, and other ways to pull Hannah Fry
Oct 6, 2026 9:10 AM
How to get Olivia Colman's middle-aged pissed-off done-with-this-f**king-catwalk look
Oct 5, 2026 9:14 AM
Thanks for f**king up our only good show, BBC tells Richard E Grant
Oct 2, 2026 9:07 AM
Seven surprising benefits of rejoining the EU for Brexiters
Oct 1, 2026 9:11 AM
