The Daily Mash emails, August 2026

20 emails in August 2026. The busiest day was Monday, Aug 3, with 1.

I loved cuddling all night, says man who ejaculated into sink at 3am
Aug 28, 2026 10:41 AM

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Sent (Eastern)	Subject
Aug 27, 2026 9:14 AM	Splash out on hookers, you can't take it with you, says Martin Lewis
Aug 26, 2026 9:08 AM	Who will present the BBC's woke new Top Gear reboot?
Aug 25, 2026 9:40 AM	Six working-class sex fantasies of middle-class couples
Aug 24, 2026 9:26 AM	Are you a talented sportsman who enjoys getting shitfaced? Why not play cricket
Aug 21, 2026 10:08 AM	Meghan takes role in EastEnders
Aug 20, 2026 9:07 AM	1 the same as A*, teen tells parents
Aug 19, 2026 9:22 AM	Teacher doesn't give a toss what ex-pupil doing now
Aug 18, 2026 9:45 AM	We visit the five least friendly towns in England to get told to f**k off
Aug 17, 2026 9:13 AM	Six rain conversations to have with friends, family, total f**king strangers, anyone, this week
Aug 14, 2026 9:07 AM	Why this summer proves, once and for all, that climate change is a hoax
Aug 13, 2026 9:07 AM	Sex with a 25-year-old wasn't creepy when I was 25 so why is it now?
Aug 12, 2026 9:12 AM	My one-woman Edinburgh show really sticks it to my middle-class childhood
Aug 11, 2026 9:06 AM	Seven reasons why of course everyone judges your f**king tattoos
Aug 10, 2026 9:21 AM	Five sex positions that mean your relationship is dead
Aug 7, 2026 9:08 AM	Five things that should be banned in pubs before vertical drinking
Aug 6, 2026 9:09 AM	How to be a completely predictable serial fantasist, by Professor Jason Arday
Aug 5, 2026 9:51 AM	Travelodge rewards lucky couple with 2am threesome opportunity
Aug 4, 2026 9:26 AM	Cambridge professor makes so many wild claims he's headhunted by Reform
Aug 3, 2026 9:12 AM	No way of knowing Jared Leto, Johnny Depp and Russell Brand were creepy

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