The Daily Mash emails, September 2026

'F**k it, the old bastards all vote Reform anyway'

Sep 30, 2026 9:06 AM

Those are the bad guys, say Americans with no knowledge of British farce

Sep 29, 2026 9:13 AM

Six children's names that mean you are truly working class

Sep 28, 2026 9:15 AM

Man nostalgic for softcore porn

Sep 25, 2026 9:09 AM

Five jobs hot people shouldn't be allowed to do

Sep 24, 2026 9:09 AM

Six fun workplace grudges to carry you through the week

Sep 23, 2026 9:06 AM

18 innuendos Nigella will use on tonight's Bake Off alone

Sep 22, 2026 9:15 AM

Six people who annoy all the right people but are still dicks

Sep 21, 2026 9:18 AM

I was getting blown when I heard the news, says King

Sep 18, 2026 9:08 AM

Seven legitimately insane thoughts you have when taking a day off sick

Sep 17, 2026 9:11 AM

Sussexes' children leave school after Meghan gate catfight

Sep 16, 2026 9:14 AM

Our self-obsessed gripes about townies, by country folk

Sep 15, 2026 10:36 AM

Goth girlfriend miserable in practice

Sep 14, 2026 9:07 AM

Ever since I was a small child, I have known the evil of the RNLI

Sep 11, 2026 9:13 AM

Six harsh realities of not living with your parents that freshers will soon face

Sep 10, 2026 9:09 AM

What my Christian faith means to me. By a masked boat protestor

Sep 9, 2026 9:10 AM

Eton gets me away from the constant screaming rows, says George

Sep 8, 2026 9:17 AM

Maldives were disappointment after three weeks in Tonga, electrician casually mentions

Sep 7, 2026 9:12 AM

Argentina warned it will be disappointed by Falklands

Sep 4, 2026 9:10 AM

Posh Scottish people officially hilarious

Sep 3, 2026 9:26 AM

Why predictions Brexit would damage the UK's economy were wrong even though they've happened

Sep 2, 2026 9:14 AM

Woman spends more than intended after visiting sex shop horny

Sep 1, 2026 2:03 PM

Words for knickers, ranked from unsexy to knob-shrivelling

Sep 1, 2026 9:13 AM